SuperJerk

I can't even see him as a demented violent chocolate factory owning psycho.

He was 42 when he started playing 007? I've read Brosnan would've played Bond almost a decade sooner, but he couldn't get out of his "Remington Steele" contract. (Does anyone besides me even remember that show?)

I was giving this some more thought today... ...if one small part of the Bible was changed, this wouldn't even be a controversy. (The same could be said for an even smaller part of the Bible and gay marriage.)

Mork from Ork wants to give peace a chance.

I'd have Lita turn on Edge and cost him the match, then have Edge attack Batista after Batista beats JBL and use his "Money in the Bank" title shot to win the belt from Batista. Anybody agree?

I think he ran a bus station.

I don't think he was the leader, as he only joined the League briefly.

Patch Adams hates war and materialism! Oh no! Other things parents at school board meetings like to complain about: evolution being taught racial integration books with naughty words in them

Will we get Majikthise and Eccentrica Gallumbits, too? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only if we're lucky.

The fact that I think Speedball is a stupid character doesn't mean I want to see men raped, it means I have eyes connected to my brain. If you're going to honestly tell me you think Speedball's an interesting character you might as well tell me there's a Santa Claus. Either way, I'm not going to believe you. Speedball was nothing more than a patheticly failed attempt by Steve Ditko to recreate Spider-Man, and later a retarded supporting character in the New Warriors, a pathetic attempt by Marvel to rip-off the Teen Titans a decade too late.

The 15 minutes of Diva Search, as lame as it is, in no way contributes to the lameness of the other 1:50 they put on each week. Its lameness is self-contained, and thus tolerable because I also have the option of changing the channel until the segment is finished. In other words, I can stand having scantily clad women parade around for 15 minutes a show if it helps Vince pay the bills.

Also, the WWE made an angle so stupid I could care less about a LADDER MATCH between two of Smackdown's 3 best workers. That's an amazing feat of incompetence if you ask me.

Law of Inverse PPV Wins says Benoit finally achieves his weeks-long dream of holding the secondary title on the company's B-show.

Second biggest show of the year is nothing but rematches? Whoever booked the Smackdown side of the card needs to practice fellatio on a shotgun.

Amen. And we've accidentally killed...what? 17 astronaunts in 40 years? That's safer than riding the school bus.

I'm not even particularly sure that taking pre-established characters and plots and retelling them with contemporary dialogue constitutes being "original".

Yeah, but Alan Moore could make Speedball an interesting character if he wanted to.

I'm pretty sure I read they weren't related.

I never understood the appeal of WildCATS. To me it always seemed like a Jim Lee masturbation fantasy, with lots of posing, convoluted backstory, ridiculously impractical costumes, and one-dimensional characters with names that were randomly picked from the dictionary.

They're using the controversy with Hassan and UPN as an excuse to be lazy.

What'd be the point? He can't perform, and probably doesn't want to be involved in an angle. edit: It'd have to be a one time deal only.

What did I just miss?

Good thing I'm recording this. No one would ever beleive me.

If it was the Olympics in Atlanta, he wasn't the only one who bombed them.

Snow peas: They're even better raw! edit: I couldn't have been the only person who watched "The Critic". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was great. I spit up my soda when I read that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If I can ruin one person's beverage drinking every Monday, I'll die a happy man.