SuperJerk

Did you read the article? http://www.maximonline.com/entertainment/a...ticle_5583.html

I tend not to be proud of things I have no control over, nor made any actual contribution to. But that's just me.

Even weirder: I was the age you are now when all these kids who you were once the same age as are digging them. Yup.

Fortunately they left out the part of the song where he makes a bologna sandwich and falls asleep watching Tiny Toons.

I used to read "Savage Dragon," but I don't think Larsen's put out a new issue in forever.

I'm wishing I didn't live 20 miles from my job right now.

I can't beleive "Dukes of Hazzard" made $75 million in just a few weeks. Like "Waterworld", its the movie fueled entirely by people curious to see just how bad it is.

Young Uma was in that? **runs to video store**

God has his way of fucking with every part of the country. In California, its earthquakes. In the northwest, its constant rain. In the north, its blankets of snow. In the midwest, its tornados.

Conflicting report... http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2005_/arti.../1125122840.php This makes more sense than putting the belt on Hassan.

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Indeed.

Exhibit B: "Taken a pounding" my ass.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9024768/site/newsweek/

Let me point out this is all stuff I was taught in church as a child.

It was rumored that Fallen Angel was really Linda Danvers (Supergirl's human half), but David will never admit it because that'd mean DC owns the character and not him. At the end of the Supergirl series, Linda left Leesburg for good and quit being Supergirl. Both Lee from Fallen Angel and Linda Danvers had the same occupation in their "true" identities.

I guess you're saying you've met her in person and know she looks different than that?

I felt a little guilty voting since I haven't read half the stuff on that list, but "Watchmen" really is the Citizen Kane of comics.

Ever notice how Magneto's age during the Holocaust just keeps getting younger and younger?

Not that you weren't right Y2Jerk, but do you really need to reference yourself in your signature? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd have put that line in my sig no matter who'd said it.

That's probably true, but its starting to seem like 80% of the time roads are closed, they're closed for no reason. I worked in Kansas until 3 months ago. When a KS road crew fixes a road, they actually fix it. When a MO road crew fixes a road, they're really just closing lanes down to fuck with you.

I'm drawing a blank on who Warner is.

Love thy neighbor as thyself. (Man, that sounds so wrong when spoken aloud in the 21st century.)

I swear to God they do. Rey Mysterio action figures disappear faster than RVD's selling after leg work. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>