SuperJerk

Worked in Batman Begins.

One would assume that Plagius kept that knowledge of the manipulation of midichlorians to himself, since he also kept how to use them to keep people from dying to himself. Palpatine is, of course, lying to Anakin to make him think he knows how to save Padme by telling him the Plagius story in the first place.

The total inability to win a match is an important characteristic for a number one contender to have, don't you think?

Yeah, but the ratio of nitpicking legit gripes is like 20:1. Some of the stuff he lists can be easily reconciled if you bother to put the smallest amount of thought or effort into them. For example, Reason #62: complaining that the Tantive IV (Organa's ship) looks different in ROTS than it does in ST: ANH. The differences are the ship is a lighter color, has bigger guns and smaller engines. As if parts of the ship couldn't be replaced in 20 years? Like I said, even the smallest amount of thought can easily reconcile his nitpicks with continuity. Here's a few that pissed me off in particular: Reason #68 has the author bitching because Anakin thinks he can rule the galaxy, by criticizing the plausibility of Anakin pulling it off. Well gosh, brainiac, you think maybe Anakin just didn't think his plan all the way through yet? Pointing out that anakin doesn't think things through isn't pointing out a mistake, its noticing a character trait. In reason #36, the author bitches that Palaptine could be claiming he's anakin's father, which is clearly not the case. Reason #84 is just fucking retarded. Hey, dumb ass, Alderaan and Naboo aren't even the same fucking planet. Rules about how you become Queen, and no rules for who gets the title "Princess" are ever established. Reason #58 is idiotic because he forgets that the Jedi children were also called "younglings" in the previous movie. "Padawan" is probably the name of a Jedi Apprentice who is already out in the field with an individual Master. Sufficed to say, his 91 reasons probably could've been more like 7 or 8 at best. They took their few good points and buried them in ridicules anal retentiveness and imaginary problems. Having said that, if you look at the rest of the site, there are multiple pages for the problems with the DVDs that are actually pretty good points. He also nitpicks Eps. 1 and 2, to which I say "LET THE FUCKERS HAVE IT!"

That page doesn't mention that the Kevin Smith script had a lot of stuff Smith didn't want in it due to interference by Jon Peters (i.e. a giant spider, no costume, no flying, Brainiac fighting polar bears).

The dude just basically listed everything that happened in the movie (no matter how obscure or rational) as a reason to hate it, whether it actually worked or not, . Essentially: "Wow, remember the part where they fought with light sabers? Man, that was terrible because in Ep. 4 when they fight with lightsabers they use two hands, but here they use one hand and it totally ruined the movie for me." He actually bitched Obi-Wan didn't seem injured after he got hurt, and how they used a metal frame to construct the Death Star at the end (as if this somehow contradicts what was in ROTJ). Some people have too much time on their hands, and sometimes people are just LOOKING FOR stuff to be pissed off about.

Moulin Rouge was one of the best movies you have ever seen. Yes, I am telling you your opinon, as the one you have right now is just plain wrong. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Moulin Rouge was another example of style over substance. The lavish set pieces were not enough to distract me from how the plot was basically a recycled "Three's Company" episode (chasing a girl leads to mistaken identity/big misunderstanding). I'll admit the ending was gutsy, but the fact you know she was going to die the whole time cast a huge depressing shadow over the entire film. It also had horrible songs and bad singing. I paid $7 to see a movie, not listen to karaoke medleys. If hating this movie makes me wrong, then I don't want to be right. There's simply no way I could ever think this movie was remotely good. The fact that it was nominated for an Oscar proves nothing. With "Fellowship of the Ring" and "A Beautiful Mind" both nominated, there was no way it was winning. They probably just needed a 5th entry to round out the category. The fact that Nicole Kidman lost her category to Halle Berry should also tell you something about how weak that category was. The problem with Down with Love was that it tried too hard to copy the Doris Day comedy style, and they just couldn't pull it off without it seeming fake and gimmicky.

Or have a forum full of smart-asses to post on.

That's brilliant.

I'm pretty sure Matt knows how to properly pronounce Lita's name, and the rest of us were wrong by assuming it was pronounced "doo-moss". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good point. And fuck that "Count of Monte Cristo" writer guy.

Fucking hell? Too many chefs really do spoil the broth, I guess. They've got until the August 22nd episode of Raw to get me interested. If not, I'm out. I already dropped Smackdown (again). I almost dropped Raw in 2004, but then Benoit jumped over and was champ for 5 months. That reason no longer applies, obviously. What's sad is that they finally put Jericho in a main event feud again, and they still found a way to make it boring.

Don't blame the pedestrians for the car wreck.

This show will be used as proof that Jericho shouldn't be in a world title feud. I just know it. Nevermind Jericho wasn't actually wrestling. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Add on a "Cena's not ready to run with the ball." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Triple H strikes again or just shitty writing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Anybody know how many Raw writers there alledgedly are? This would be excusable if it was just 2 guys, but apparently Stephanie's got an entire army of trained monkeys at her disposal. At this rate, I'll not be watching after Summerslam.

This show will be used as proof that Jericho shouldn't be in a world title feud. I just know it. Nevermind Jericho wasn't actually wrestling.

Seriously. He'd have to have psychic powers to know to head down to ringside before Jericho even got knocked out of the ring.

Ricky Steamboat used to do more moves in one minute than these two do in an entire match.

Jericho's been on referee duty because they haven't hired a replacement for Hebner yet.

They can suck my cock. ...Yeah, I said it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I didn't type that awesome set up just so you could do the most obvious joke possible. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well I'm flexible. If they want anal or a good TFing Ol' Rando will be right there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Okay, you've redeemed yourself.

You can't do that on television. Hey, actually a Diva-sliming contest could be fun! Think of all the "I don't know"s you'd get... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's better.

They can suck my cock. ...Yeah, I said it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I didn't type that awesome set up just so you could do the most obvious joke possible.

Talent shows? Fighting? Running and jumping? Eating? Clearly these contests are beyond these poor girls areas of expertise. They need to do something these girls are actually good at.

I thought the Hot Chick was actually pretty funny... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well...you...were...WRONG!

Tons of funny films, huh?

And now it time for the segment that pits my love of boobs against my need to be entertained.

Isn't this the same HBK retrospective they ran before WM21?