SuperJerk

Let this thread serve as a reminder that not all terrorists are Muslim.

Except we really mean it this time. Really.

I don't blame him considering how well their previous ideas went over. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This is the same company where you get heat for doing stupid shit like calling in when your sick or not sucking up to the Undertaker backstage.

I can't help but wonder if USA executives might be able to slap Vince back to reality. Right now though, Smackdown needs help worse than Raw. Its like the two shows take turns sucking. Has it really been that long?

Put this one next to Hirohito on the "gimmicks they'll realize are dumb before they even make it onto the air" list.

I'm pretty sure we established whoever made this had no grasp of the academic side of political theory when they decided to make Sean Hannity a fucking super-hero. "Look, up in the sky! Its a bird...its a plane... No, its a right wing hack with selective memory and no legitimate journalistic credentials!"

If you didn't laugh when the guy shot the cow in front of the school bus, your sense of humor is broken.

In the case of McGregor, I think they were hoping the goodwll he had built up with the audience for being the best thing about the prequels that people would want to see him in other things. It really doesn't help that both "Moulin Rouge" and "Down with Love" sucked ass, however. I'll keep my thoughts on Johansson's limited public exposure to myself this week. The casting of Beil in "Stealth" is particularly bizarre, since I'm not sure how a 22 year old former child-star is supposed to convince people she's a fairly high ranking US Navy test pilot.

Is it really considered "research" if its made up?

If its on the internet, it must be true.

My thoughts on the Dobson set can be summed up by reading Matthew 6:5.

Oh great... DC is hhholding their own characters down. Will internet paranoia ever cease?

Oh, please tell me this is a parody. I'd hate to think someone really took the time to try and make Sean Hannity a super-hero.

Kasdan also wanted Solo killed off. There are two main reasons for this. First, in that they wanted to kill someone early in the final fight so that it could seem that anybody could die. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I always thought that was why he was going to blow up Lando and the Falcon in Jedi, thereby cementing Wedge's place as the ultimate cinema badass. But audiences hated it so he wussed out and made with the Ewok Safety Dance ending. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Was that before after the cut sex scene between Chewie and C3PO?

Who are these penguins? What have they been in that everyone's so interested in them all of a sudden?

He's not running for reelection in 2006, and has been a very prominent supporter of Pres. Bush as Senate leader.

Blur > Oasis

Let's not tell him.

So long as you admit it, I guess. The rest of that original post was fucking great, though.

Wow. DC grew some balls.

I have not been watching wrestling that long, but up until now I always understood what they were TRYING to do with the storylines. Even if it was stupid, I saw where they were coming from and why they thought it might work. The NWO return, Jericho's pussy title reign, HHH/Austin teaming up after WMX7, having DX go over the Radicals...I didn't always like it, but I knew WHY they thought it was a good idea. Since the draft ended, I've got no clue anymore. Their rationale for pushing Heidenreich as a new Road Warrior, or burying Batista and Christian, having a chick with a mutant growth on her face as a regular character, putting Snitsky in main events... ...I'm really at a total loss. Raw's a better show on paper, but it seriously boring to watch since everyone knows Cena will retain, and the Hardy run-ins are already stale. I'm giving them until Summerslam to keep me interested.

Batista's in Vince's doghouse for the GAB match, according to rumors. Plus they barely feature the guy, and there just aren't good heels on SD for him to feud with. I'll say Batista.

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Do you even know what socialism is?

Yeah, I was being sarcastic. Corey Lazarus' post was dumb. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry. My sarcasometer hasn't been working lately.