SuperJerk

We saw Charlie and Batman at a drive-in double feature. Even my wife, an elementary school teacher, preferred Batman.

They've got the "Boomerrang" channel for classic cartoons.

I like the way the argument started all over again without me having anything to do with it.

I've never heard of Forrest.

65. He provides a boost to the economy by doing free product placement for towel companies.

Yes, but that has nothing to do with what I was talking about. My point was that there's no reason to include Cade on a video game roster because nobody cares about him (similar to how Jordan shouldn't be a must-have on a PPV card). I'm not directly comparing Orlando Jordan and Garrison Cade. I'm saying how they both got included in something they shouldn't have.

Exactly. You can't be counted out or disqualified, so there'd be no way to protect him.

Its that kind of thinking that gets Garrison Cade included on video game rosters.

Not just any hot dog eating contest, but a TV-14 hot dog eating contest with hot chicks. Will they be big hot dogs, or are the hot dogs scaled to reflect the side effects of steriod use? Can't wait to find out.

Updated http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/preview/ Between the crappy bands and the hot dog eating contest, you'd think this show was coming to us live from the state fair.

I couldn't see Undertaker in an elimination chamber match, because it would require him to be pinned clean.

No one should ever think "Orlando Jordan needs an opponent".

Imagine how much time we'd save if there was a button on our keyboards that said that.

Nothing will ever replace Steiner vs. Test in pointless longevity.

I agree about Clerks, the ending just comes out of nowhere and (no pun intended) kills the mood <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know if that fits under the definition of a director's cut, as Smith voluntarily cut the ending after getting someone advice and acknowledges the ending was terrible. Director's cuts are usually the film the director wanted to make, but the studio interfered (see Daredevil).

As much as I want to argue with this, there's actually precedent for this line of reasoning. Cena lost to Jordan prior to Wrestlemania without it hurting him.

Relax, man. I think he was being sarcastic by calling it his favorite.

I concur. I've read Cap nonstop since Heroes Return, and this is definitely the best he's been since then.

Just my opinion, but "The Ultimates" is fucking awesome. Its the only book from that imprint I can still stand.

According to Missy Hyatte, Virgil.

It was funny. I was kidding you back.

Like you've never made a typo, smartass.

HTQ brings the quality. That's so going in the sig.

It also means Orlando Jordan beat the guy who scored multiple clean wins over Triple H last year.

Job out all the new draft picks? At this point, the WWE is just inventing NEW WAYS to book stupidly. I remember a couple of weeks ago when PK said in the Smackdown recap that they were just letting SD circle the drain...I thought he was being to harsh. Man, was I wrong. I quit watching during the bulk of JBL's title reign, but decided I'd give them another chance. *sigh* Fuck Smackdown.