SuperJerk

No way.

OH MY FUCKING GOD THE RUMORS WERE ACTUALLY TRUE FOR ONCE~!!!!!!!!11111

That'd just RULE.

Oh, thank God...

You know...there's KIDS at this show...

Strippers with resumes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The really high-dollar establishments.

She can put on her resume she was on Raw when she goes back to being a stripper.

"That's not Crystal...That's a man, baby!"

OMFG A WRESTLING MOVE~!!!!!!

She's the one who gave up at the end of the competition last week, right? ...Not that I care or anything....

I'm sure he needs to work out in OVW to relearn how to work a match before he makes a comeback.

Must be some kind of costume contest.

Jericho...Cena...Summerslam...??? I think I just shit my pants.

I'd mark-out if he called him "Y2Jerk". Cuz...you know...

Making Raw the only show that matters. [/HHH logic]

But he's the champ...and he's HEEEEYAH~!

If he was retarded, then they'd push him more.

EXCITING TOP FACE ARGUING WITH AUTHORITY FIGURE ACTION...AND ITS NEXT~!

Well, there's the chance that RVD costs Carlito the title. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I gotta admit, the idea of a triple threat between RVD, Benjamin, and Carlito sounds pretty good. Actually, I just want to see RVD and Benjamin in the ring together.

Any one want to guess the odds of Shelton winning?

Boy, they're teasing us hard tonight, aren't they? edit: With the Matt shit. Not the toes.

Its material left over from Lita's wedding dress. Oh, wait...you said WHITE, didn't you?

Nah...he needs a character that matches his ring skills: Stinkor. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> BURN~!

Somewhere, 16 people are crying.