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Are you eating with a white plastic fork or is that just the flash?

Well, wherever you go, as long as you get your expenses paid for it should be alright.

I don't think an 86 year old woman could assault much of anything let alone a police officer. Besides look at that face, you cant stay mad at that face.

Oh and its raining too

Oh this one annoys the shit out of me and it happend to me last night: When your waiting for a taxi for about 30mins, you ring up the taxi firm to see where the fuck your taxi is. They tell you that it's just turning the corner to you now, and it ends up arriving 20mins later.

No, the legal age for sex in England is 16 so he's alright with the law. Still a scumbag though

I watched Requiem for a Dream the other day and now all I'm doing is making a connection with the drugged out crazy mother in it with this woman.

^ yeah exactly. I hate people that do that. They get like 3 burgers and like four snickers bars and then will get like a fruit smoothie to drink or something to "be healthy".

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...60entry898004 It was about a possible main event for Survivor Series. I've now realised i've always been such a horrible poster and have barely, if at all, improved. It sucks.

Yeah it is. Women should realise that its a toned body thats sexy, not a juiced up body.

Can I be a frat boy? I'm actually in college so I'm suited for the role. I can be the dull unmemorable one that just fills up space and people remember but can never think of anything they've ever done.

Well she's a millionare, she can get all the surgery and personal trainers she wants.

I think menapause hit this woman hard

Can I come too?

I know a guy with a ginger afro. Kicks the shit out of that one.

When did Micah become crazy? Oh and hey Sandman.

So Al Wilsons 65 year-old sperm finally made it to her womb.

Yeah, Mr. Rant just bet tubgirl.

So yeah, I've just finished my exams and i'm now back online. Gonna go out and party in a couple of mins. Anyone want to fill in what ive missed on the site the last two weeks?

............ shit

Was this after she finished? And what was her reaction? I'm guessing as she casually gives you blowjobs she didnt really give a shit and laughed?

That's what I figured, or something of that nature. Well if your crappy team is in 17th place, they don't seem so brave to me, unless all the starters died in some terrorist attack and the current players are drunks from the local pub. Perhaps Southampton FC deserves to be bumped down into Division B, or whatever you people call it over there. And is this 11:05 in the a.m. or in the p.m.?... Nah, the league is just dominated by the rich clubs with all the good players. Southhampton isn't one of those clubs.

Yeah, happy birthday, have a good one.

Wait...whos Ron Mexico?

They should start an angle from this where H feels bad for upsetting Dawn Marie and he wants to win her over. Leading to him dressing up as robin hood while singing her love ballads and playing a lute. H in green tights would be worth the angle alone.