Sideburnious

No, the dildos the bit that broke off the gnome

She has the right to do that (to a certain degree)...But I wouldn't do it. I would have just left. "Your here to protect me"...bravo.

Yeah, Firefox blocked all ads for me. But I know that they can be a bitch.

I know its legal in France, but I don't think it is much other places.

My friend had a bottle of absinthe before. Did the whole burning the sugar shit and everything. I'll just have a long Island Ice-T on the rocks barkeep

After having a Shamrock shake from Macdonalds on St. Paddy's day, the next day when I took a shit it was mint green.

wow you laid down the law Kotz, what was their response. Oh and the trailer kicks ass, really looking forward to the movie

Shawns just the pretty boy to go along side the goofyness of Marlon. Damon rules them all.

Europes looking pretty good right now

They're probably just jealous because most of our members aren't morbidly obese or 14years old.

Q. What do you call a leper in the bath A. Stew

You picked two best bets. Unfair advantage = you are disqualified. The *best bet* next to Leslie Neilson is a typo...

Oprah Fanatic VVV

It has to be Mario. Sonic was fun but I still love playing the mario games today. I could go play a game of Super Mario World on the Snes and still feel its entertaining and looks good.

sweet, wheres my 70 points

^ has taken much joy recently from hearing what one of Slicksters darkest days in his relativly short life was.

Was it the love boat?

Unplanned Pregnancy VVV

Just Roshambo for her. Either that or you have an ideal time this weekend to kick the shit out of him while shes out of town.

This is fucking terrible, even for the hardcore folder... 5:30 pm - 7:30 pm Sunday 4/3/05 EST

The Count

His face looks a bit like Zed from Pulp Fiction (with a beard) to me

Wow, I have new found respect for you MMH, just pick better friends next time. What you should do first is have a talk with him, but don't start off violent or even raise your voice. Try go for intesity and firmness rather than agression and tell him what you have to say. If after that he's still an asshole then you shoulc kick his ass. If he starts going off the handle shouting while having the talk also feel out how you think the argument is going, then beat his ass down if needed. Your girl obviously is a bit fucked up around this guy and would probably be pissed off if you beat the shit out of him unless you had a reason so I would try and avoid it.

Wow Fred Savage looks the same. He could go do another season of the Wonder years....or Princess Bride 2.