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*awaits impending return of coalminer's glove*

I just can't wait for the "This is the most dangerous match stipulation ever" that we get for every gimmick match.

I have a feeling between this game, Smackdown: HCTP, and the DDR Arcade machine getting delivered next week,I might need to be dragged out of the house by the National Guard.

I think after reading this again, I will be buying this. I would like to play multiplayer sometime, but honestly I find it hard to come up with much good content when set on a deadline.

Once again going to do myself bodily harm by playing Chakan until I beat it.

Day Have Birth Good You

Dear Diary, Evidently last night I spent $500 at the bar with my friends. I quess I was cut off after my eigth Long Island, but was able to get two middle aged women to buy more drinks for me. Roxy, who was celebrating her 22 birthday, decided that it was too hot for wearing her shirt and went the rest of the night just wearing my button up shirt unbuttoned. I also walked out with three darts in my pocket which soon caused multiple puntures in my leg. I heard this morning that I was hitting on Roxy, Riley, Nicole, Nory, and I'm hoping they were joking with me, Eric. Evidently Riley did like me before this night but the fact that I was hitting on her only whilest drunk made her sad and confused and lots of other things. The hotel rooms we all shared didn't have a fridge like we requested so Eric is still throwing up Don Pablo's as I type this. Josh couldn't get back in hotel for a while because his card didn't work and he couldn't go through the lobby because he was kicked out for trying to steal the cleaning women's cart last time we were there. So in conclusion I have to find out which of the girls to persue, when I like all of them in different repects, find out where my shoes dissapeared to and why I had Spongebob Squarepants slippers on this morning, and finally think about looking into AA for Josh because he was drinking like a man hellbent on killing himself last night. Chills, frozenblockofpissreborn III Esq. p.s. congrats to our Lord Malibu for his triumph in the tourney and to Ripper , you might have placed #2 in the placings but you'll always be #1 in my heart(in a non gay way(nttawwt))

Bad treble charged, bad.

Didn't Vince hire Zach to make us hate handicapped people by showing us how they're all arrogant punks?

They tried the Ironman match as their little boon to us, since the ratings sucked for that, Vince is going to punish us severely. Weep for us, for the worst is yet to come...

Never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm going to watch some of my friends XPW tapes instead of Smackdown. At least with that talent pool, things should be expected to suck.

Well, I just got a useless surprise. I hired Kevin Nash only for one feud with Devin Nash, jobbing him out and firing him. The week before the blow-off match I get a message saying an unknown daughter of my boss just married Kevin Nash. So now I'm stuck with a now totally unover, costly as all hell, creative control using, mother fucker that then refused to job in the PPV match, which killed Devin Nash's heat from about 75 to just under 50 after all was done.

*sharpens blunt instrument*

*craddles fliptop PS2* It will be ours, it will be ours.

So Austin was affiliated with beer, Kurt had his milk, and I guess Eddy gets shit then?

Thanks LaParkaYourCar, and good night all. I'm in too bad of a mood to put up with this shitty show tonight.

I just got home, clicked on, saw bloody Kane, clicked off. So what did Shane do now?

Ouch this is a tough one but out of 7 flips of a coin, Ripper wins my vote. Sorry My Lord Zach.

This is Nates freind i say Spawn of Goatse.

Drunken Victor?

I just picked up a GameCube recently because I'm a sucker for a deal. Now not being all that familar to the game library of the cube, what are some must have games? Please give your top ten picks. Thanks for any help that is given.

Phantasy Star 4. I know it has already been said but it deserves alot more props than I'm hearing.

Maybe its yhe tequila, but I've been laughing for about 5 minutes since I read this.

Yeah, I get the same thing. My hair is pretty close to what Sean O'Haire when he was in OVW. Only difference is that mine is green and looking like it is thinning pretty damn fast.

Godspeed Oh Great Mulleted One. One of the greatest gimmick posters ever rests now for all eternity. RIP