Matt Young

Yeah, so I found it in a drawer and threw it on. I remember getting it for Christmas in 1995, during the Bulls' historic 72-10 season. I was 11 years old, and pretty fat. It totally fits me now, as do the Alonzo Mourning (Heat), Grant Hill (Pistons), Kevin Garnett (Wolves), and Tim Duncan (Wake Forest) jerseys I got for my 13th birthday in 1997.

Shit! I love her music and her body. She's one of the most beautiful women around, the same age as me, and an incredibly talented musician. She was right up there with Ashlee Simpson on the list of women I intended to shag rotten after hitting it big with my music career.

What was the deal with Vince McMahon in 1994-1995 when, during every Bret Hart match he announced, he'd utter phrases such as, "Fans, if this is the last time we ever see the great Bret Hart wrestle, blah blah blah" and other such statements implying that his career was seemingly going to end with every halfway impactful move he took? My memory of the storylines from back then is fuzzy since I was only 10-11 years old.

I just turned 21 on Saturday and I'm already dreading my 30th birthday.

I just received the September issue of Xbox Magazine earlier today, wherein Madden NFL 06 was reviewed. The game got a shockingly low 8.0/10. That's not a bad score whatsoever, but I expected more for Madden, especially with NCAA 06 getting a 9.1. I'm not going to transcribe the review now, but I may later. I'm just hoping the game turns out well enough to warrant a purchase. I skipped NCAA in favor of Madden since I want a pro game with online play. I haven't played the series since 2001, however, choosing instead to stick to 2K Sports football. With that said, I figured we'd need a thread about the game with the release date coming up in mere days. Have at it.

Sorry Agent. I misinterpreted the post as saying that you had already told people's futures, but that I had permission to "steal" your idea or whatever. I'm getting a bottle tonight and going out to the bar as usual tomorrow night for 40% off beer, so I'll do yours one of the two nights, even if it was "one night only".

Ditto.

I'll be watching from just around the corner, bottle of liquor in one hand, dick in the other.

I'm pretty sure Matt knows how to properly pronounce Lita's name, and the rest of us were wrong by assuming it was pronounced "doo-moss".

Shitty match, but that was a sick ass camera shot.

Michaels was gold in that promo. Fucking amazing. Again, like with Matt/Edge... I'm a Bret Hart fan. He's my favorite of all time. I've always wanted to hate Michaels, although I respect his in ring work greatly. But he has been amazing lately. I haven't paid full price for a PPV (unless you count my ticket to WrestleMania 21) in years, although I have gone to sports bars or thrown in $5 toward the cost of many shows, but Hogan/HBK and Matt Hardy/Edge have sold me on SummerSlam.

Well, you took it like a sport, so that's cool. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, of course... no hard feelings at all. In other Matt related news, his site is up, but the forum link gives me the following message: "The Following PHPBB Forum was disabled for security reasons. If you are the webmaster of this forum please contact your web host for more detail."

I'm both a hopeless romantic and a vengeful ex, as well as a mark who still loves the product more than most things in life. I make no apologies for being that way.

Despite the fact that I love Edge as a performer, and he was an extremely good guy when I met him.... as a longtime Mattitude Follower who has followed the situation since day 1, as well as someone who has been cheated on by a woman I expected to spend the rest of my life with, I was shaking during that promo. That was one of the most emotional, surreal, and downright coolest things I have ever seen in wrestling. I'll remember that promo for the rest of my life.

That I can understand, but they kind of need her for the whole Hardy/Edge feud.

That Steve-O commercial was NOT wanted I wanted to see while eating dinner. Anyway, this has been an entertaining Raw so far. Tatanka was good for a brief markout moment, and *gulp* I'm starting to really enjoy Chris fucking Masters.

That's not the issue, though. A lot of substances which are banned in sports can have positive effects. Whether wrong or right, if they're against the rules, the player who violates the policy should be punished according to the standard that has been set.

Drew Bledsoe wasn't exactly setting the world on firewith his play last year, but he helped them to a good run and he had the intangibles where it counted (AKA leadership skills and previous success/a Super Bowl run in 1997). Losman won't be able to ahndle the pressure of trying to guide a team in a highly talented division. Not this year, at least. The Pats and Jets are still better than Buffalo, and Miami is on the rise. The Bills will finish 3rd, no higher.

Hahaha. I have nothing against Palmeiro, but he is seriously a fucking moron for continuing to sue steroids after being accused earlier this year and denying it. I know that has been previously stated, but I had to get my shot in.

My 2nd cousin (who is in his early to mid-40s, not sure exactly) Tom lives in Hollywood, but he attended high school in Virginia. I forget what he said the name of the school was. Anyway, I stayed at his apartment for the night after attending WrestleMania 21, and he brought out his yearbook and showed me a picture of Chris Chavis. I was like, "Holy shit, Tatanka!" (I knew his real name beforehand). Apparently, Chavis/Tatanka was hot shit at that school, and he stole the one girl my cousin Tom had been pursuing for 2 years. Tom got in a fight with Tatanka (and Tom is shorter than me- I'm 5'8") and got his ass kicked. Years later, when Tom had developed a semi-successful career photographing stars in the LA area, he ended up meeting Hulk Hogan on a shoot. After Tom asked if Hogan knew Chris Chavis, Hogan relayed a story going something like, "Oh yeah brother, me and Chris were down in Tampa, and we were drinkin' some fuckin' whiskey, brother, and drivin' around in my pickup truck. That son of a bitch fuckin' puked his damn guts out all over the back seat of my truck. Took me 3 days to get the smell out, and the stain was still there until I got rid of the God damn thing." I can't do the story justice, but my cousin's Hogan imitation was spot on. I hadn't laughed that much in a while. In conclusion, fuck you, Tatanka, you pseudo-tough, incapable of holding your liquor asshole.

Damn, you finished #2 overall with a created New Hampshire school? Didn't see that coming. Kotz- Mario Sunshine is excellent, but for me, it got very boring after a while due to all the collecting. Renegade- I heard Stranger's Wrath was very good, but it sold horribly. Is it worth the $30 or so it goes for now? I am tempted to try it out just for its quirkiness and inclusion of true "live ammo".

You said you were going to sleep. I didn't want to wake you. And to answer your question, it's because I'm an overly sweet, sensitive, affectionate guy who an off-beat yet incredibly enjoyable sense of humor, and I have the cutest little eyes. Also, my embarrassed/bashful smirk is utterly irresistible.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm drunk, and I still don't even halfway believe that. Also, ranking Baltimore or anyone above New England despite their losses is insanity. I don't like the team, but I've learned not to pick against them. Of course, my Packers will end up languishing in medicority if their defense doesn't notably improve alongside Brett pulling out a miracle, both in team performance and QB/WR chemistry.

There's a Whiskey in Brampton? I visited there 2 years ago and had no idea. Damn.

I've never played it, either (although I have played games that she was in) and all I can say is that the vampire/goth/slut look is HAWT. Not with her in particular (I would never call a video game character hot) but just in general.