Lando Griffin

Adam Sandler "My Little Chicken" When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest Oh, my little chicken People say you're using me In your heart you're a killer But I know the worst I should fear is A slight case of salmonella So lie right back Don't you cry If an egg can fit in there Why can't I.....mmmmmmm Oh my little Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk You're my love My little chicken likes To wear garter belts

It's not actually a Google bomb, but do a search for "French Military Victories".

You put South Park up against Family Guy? Bastard. I can't vote now.

When I was a kid, in my formidable kickball days, I always wished there were major kickball leagues. I could knock the crap out of that ball.

But then they have to give them a hug to keep up their self esteem.

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He has to swab the poopdeck first! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

BTW Jonny Mosely only hosted the Battle of the Sexes and the Gauntlet. I can't remember who hosted 2000 and 2001, if there even was a host. I always root for Road Rules. How can you ever root against Timmy?

Google bombing is basically tricking Google into bringing something to the top of the search list. Mostly done by bloggers, you post a link to a certain page labelled with the phrase you want. That may be confusing, but the most famous example of Google bombing is "miserable failure".

Back to the Future Taxi Driver The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Reservoir Dogs Seven (Se7en) North by Northwest Terminator 2: Judgment Day Fight Club Kill Bill Vol. 1 The Shawshank Redemption Scarface The Godfather Part II Pulp Fiction Memento Psycho (1960) The Usual Suspects

I think I read that Oakland cut Hambrick a few days after signing him.

I wish I could get to see funny stuff like that.

His points have been refuted endlessly.

I'm constantly getting "Voting Machine Co. Stock Expected To Double"

Sure gas is more expensive in many countries. But it's also cheaper in some countries. Here's a chart with a few selected countries, some of them way cheaper than ours. I would rather live in America with $2 gas, than in Venezuela with $.14 gas, though.

Marvin- You don't even check your junk folder for false positives?

Give up the toad now.

"Screw that "can't bunt to break up a no-hitter/perfect game" bullshit. Your job is to win the game, not protect the other team's (or pitcher's) feelings." I still remember a few years ago when Bob Brenly got pissed when that happened to Curt Schilling. It was a two-run game, and Brenly is pissed that the other team is trying to win.

The Crow The Royal Tennenbaums

In no particular order: Family Guy The Simpsons South Park 24 Seinfeld Married...With Children Oz The Amazing Race The Daily Show Beavis and Butthead

Damn that Avril telling girls not to put out. I've always heard that pop music sends bad messages to our children, but now I've heard it with my own ears!

Oops. I fucked up. I didn't see Dominican pesos on the conversion site so I went with Mexican. 120 Dominican pesos is in fact around $2.68. If people in this country have trouble paying ~$2.00, how can anyone in the DR afford gas? Or are they better off than I think?

120 Mexican pesos = $10.50

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you. What a great couple weeks on NBC. First, no more Friends, next week, no more Frasier!

The word "documentary" is, I'm sure, being used loosely.