Cuban Linx

If a volcano erupts all you need to do is Duck and Cover, and you'll be fine.

Do her from behind with a laptop on her back, the best of both worlds.

I like Schiavello, but i don't think i could stand listening to him all the time. I'd take him over Rice, Mauro, Quadros, Trigg or present day-Bas though.

The Melvin Manhoef bandwagon just went up in flames.

Sengoku's featherweight tournament was way better than DREAM's, so far anyway. Only real disappointment was Added spoiler tags just in case.

Karo from the Strasser fight through to the Sanchez fight was probably the most consistently entertaining fighter in the UFC. All very good fights, several of them great, he's sucked recently but he used to be a guaranteed good fight every time.

Finally i have an elite first baseman, for the first time since i originally had Tex approximately half a decade ago. I just hope he doesn't immediately turn to crap like Travis Hafner did when i traded for him.

Lock in my keepers as Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen and Troy Murphy, Murphy's just been too damn good to leave out. So if anyone needs a keeper, Elton Brand is for sale.

Have only been kicked in the groin once i can remember as a kid, must have been mostly dick as it really didn't hurt as much as it should have if the balls were involved.

SP Neftali Feliz

I certainly left drafting a catcher late, luckily there's always plenty of Molina's to go around. Yadier Molina

Pretty sure 909's time is up so i'll go ahead and take: 2B/SS Asdrubal Cabrera

I only watched bits and pieces of it, from what i saw it was completely unremarkable.

Joel Zumaya RP

I'll probably keep Garnett, Allen and Brand, but Troy Murphy is doing his best to force his way in there.

JJ Putz, RP

Peter O'Toole and a bunch of less significant people.

Speaking of the Redskins burning money, they gave Albert Haynesworth a 7 year contract for $100 million (potentially as much as $115 million) with $41 million guaranteed. Daniel Snyder truly never learns.

On the small chance he returns to 2006 form i take: 3B Bill Hall

I fully expect Haynesworth to be a huge bust for whoever signs him. He was a fat lazy asshole prior to his contract year when he miraculously turned from marginal starter to MVP candidate overnight, once he gets the big money he's been chasing and doesn't have a reason to care anymore the old face-stomping Albert will be back. Hopefully the Titans let someone else take the $100 million gamble on him.

SP Andrew Miller Plenty of upside, and RP eligibility will come in handy as well.

I did that as well. Fishing in Zelda: Twilight Princess pissed me off to no end. I flicked, swung and shook the wiimote in every direction and at every speed possible but i could never work out exactly how you're supposed to do it. Eventually i was able to fluke it, but not before contemplating throwing the remote through the television in frustration.

TSM: Quantity over Quality.

Best Picture Slumdog Millionaire - Christian Colson Best Director Danny Boyle – Slumdog Millionaire Best Actor Frank Langella – Frost/Nixon Best Actress Kate Winslet – The Reader Best Supporting Actor Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight Best Supporting Actress Taraji P. Henson – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Best Original Screenplay Milk - Dustin Lance Black Best Adapted Screenplay Frost/Nixon - Peter Morgan Best Animated Feature WALL-E – Andrew Stanton Best Foreign Language Film Waltz with Bashir (Israel) in Hebrew - Ari Folman Best Animated Short This Way Up - Alan Smith and Adam Foulkes Best Art Direction The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – Donald Graham Burt, Victor J. Zolfo Best Cinematography The Dark Knight – Wally Pfister Best Costume Design Revolutionary Road – Albert Wolsky Best Documentary Feature Man on Wire Best Documentary Short The Final Inch Best Film Editing Slumdog Millionaire – Chris Dickens Best Live Action Short New Boy (Ireland) Best Makeup The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – Greg Cannom Best Original Score Slumdog Millionaire – A. R. Rahman Best Original Song "Down to Earth" from WALL-E – Peter Gabriel and Thomas Newman (music), Peter Gabriel (lyrics) Best Sound Editing The Dark Knight – Richard King Best Sound Mixing Slumdog Millionaire – Ian Tapp, Richard Pryke, Resul Pookutty Best Visual Effects The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – Eric Barba, Steve Preeg, Burt Dalton, Craig Barron