Ted the Poster

I know that. Geez, what do you take me for, a Trekkie?!

^^ Just insulted someone's bad insult with a worse one.

Don't you mean "beep boop whirrrr beep".

You need help.

^^ One of the very few good "new" members in the last year.

^^ is very perceptive(which is a quality that if used could aid in his getting laid finally)

^^ I wish I could pull off the smarmy scenester look and get chicks as easily

*salivates*

The Village's ending was a non-twist. If half the moviegoing public is likely to guess the ending within the first fifteen minutes of the film, it can't be considered a twist. I'm still baffled as to how you didn't see that ending coming, Ripper. I just realized that Shyamalan's routine of giving himself a cameo in every film is really annoying. Hitchcock and Stan Lee can pull it off, but for some reason his doing it just seems really egotistical. Btw, Brody's character was retarded, not crazy.

No, but this is:

IT'S A TRAGHPLZ... *drool*

I'll go with Saturday between 9 and 11 AM EST.

I thought The Village was just abysmal. I mean, when WILLIAM HURT sucks in a movie, you should know there's a problem. I guessed the twists from the trailer alone. How you didn't see those coming, Ripper, I can't understand. Adrien Brody's retard character was the only decent acting in that movie. The fact that Jaoquin "I whisper in a convuluted attempt to display emotion" Phoenix is going to play the role of Johnny Cash truly frightens me.

And what exactly is wrong with him? Other than only being able to understand about half of what he says, the awfulness that was Mr. 3000 and is his TV show, and the fact that he is playing a role originally performed by Spencer Tracy, not much really.

Awesome.

I'm writing it out moreso because of Bernie Mac's participation.

The Family Guy plug was genius.

You obviously haven't realized how stupid most of the country really is.

Pasaic, NJ.

What looks like Matthew Lillard and isn't funny? Why, Matthew Lillard of course.

kkk, O'Reilly isn't part of the right-wing news machine. He's part of the "edit tape to make me look good and others look like assholes" machine. I will admit though; he's one of the best in that line of work. Come to think of it, I would like a "Bias Blocker" so that the only news I can watch is local and MSNBC. Yeah, I know MSNBC isn't exactly down-the-middle, but it's the closest thing.

Triple. Damn router.

Edit: Double post.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. How do you tell if a pedophile is Jewish? He haggles with a kid over the amount of candy.

Two snare drums and a cymbal are dropped on the floor. Ba-dum chhh! Man: I was thinking about getting a vasectomy. Doctor: That's a big decision. Have you gone over it with your family? Man: Yeah, they're in favor of it 15-7. How do you fit ten babies into a glove compartment? With a blender. How do you get those same babies out? Tostitos!