Ted the Poster

If you for some reason make a Randy Orton CAW, there is taunt that is very close to his: Entrance: Taunt 17 In-Ring/Celebration: Taunt 29

I don't like the idea of Lois finding out about Clark. Though I suspect she'll forget about his powers somehow by the end of the episode. Well, she'd better.

... and screams "BOOMER SOONER!" in your ear.

I am all for the passing of RPGs. Bring back point-and-click adventure games!

I could make the same reply to all of your posts and be right 30% of the time at least.

Yeah, fuck the police maaaaaan... Damn, does every person who uses recreational drugs hate the police? Is it like a prerequisite?

I'm genuinely angered by that. I was a 4th grade spelling bee champ; I shouldn't have let myself get rusty over the past 12 years.

Plagarizing would be calling it your own. Reprinting a subscription service to be viewed for free by others is more of a type of theft.

I signed up because they had cool water rides and hot women counselors, although I never ate any of the "mystery meat" (tempted to make a "kosher" remark but I'll refrain for now...) Did the lamps all produce an odd odor?...

Put the DXM away, Spoon.

Around here? Pfft.

I already have a guess for the title. I assume everybody knows what it is.

A few people here do and talk about too many goddamn drugs to not be addicts of some sort. Depending on my mood it makes me either concerned for their health or want to stab them in the eye with a used syringe.

I heard on the Discovery Channel some time ago that most babies touch themselves in a curious manner. So take that for what you will.

Eh, I've never considered much of anything kkk has said...

When they had Starscream turn into a good guy in the newer Transformer series I died a little inside. The total absence of Soundwave was just as bad.

I just want "Franklin: Behind the Music".

I hope you're not mocking my fetish for all-natural foreheads.

A rabbit scream is like a really high-pitched pig squeal.

I just love how the movie kept being hyped as an almost direct adaptation of the book, and then it ends up being even less faithful than the first film. Seriously, an indian burial ground? What the fuck.

I saw the music video for "Locomotion" for the first time today. Kylie was really hot back when her forehead could move.

I was friends with mostly black guys in high school since all the white guys were preppy assholes. I used the word nigger at lunch once, and they almost kicked my ass for pronouncing it with the "er". So from then on I just said "antique farming equipment" instead. Luckily they were almost always high, so they just laughed it off. Kidding! Kidding! I hope Ripper doesn't come and punch me in the knee...

Okay, a dinosaur with a flamethrower I can believe. A tiger holding the American flag, even without the use of thumbs, I can somewhat believe. But Hoff with abs is just too far-fetched.

I can crack my ankles whenever since they're double-jointed. I prefer popping my neck though(with no hands as well); it helps relieve stress. For me anyway. Last year I went up to my seven year old cousin with her cat in my hands, and turned its head while cracking my ankle. Fun times.