Ted the Poster

Dama, you like Jay Leno. We have no reason to take you seriously when it comes to humor, as you can apparently find anything funny.

Quiet you. Con Air is awesome.

*accuses Slayer of stereotype PLAGARISM*

Vote for Pedro.

I bet President Connor's first act would be that pregnant women are no longer allowed on boats...

As a result of extreme distress and emotional trauma, I'm seeking $40 million from the WWE and TNA folders, plus $15 million for bringing down my IQ 15 points to a putrid 153.

This man speaks the truth.

I thought he was talking about hog.

How do you pronounce his last name?

Good present. "Hey mom, since you've got ungodly leg hair that's strong enough to stick to velcro, I got you a super-strong razor! Happy Mother's Day!"

From a review at rottentomatoes.com: "Gibney, however, is no Michael Moore -- he knows the difference between hard facts and circumstantial evidence, constructing very different arguments with each." -- Wade Major, BOXOFFICE MAGAZINE Any truth to that?

That's really not intriguing at all. It's bunch of loons who are afraid Patrick Stewart will eventually kidnap and torture them.

C-Bacon, we get it. You hate America. WE GET IT. There's no need to bring your mud-slinging bullshit outside of CE. None of it was the least bit funny either.

It's been scientifically proven that Oswald very well could have acted alone. I've seen the same evidence on "Forensic Files" and "History's Mysteries".

As I suspected he would, Alan Rickman STOLE the movie as Marvin. Mos Def was also really good. I enjoyed the movie much more than I thought I would.

Barret.

I'll second whoever said that Jersey Mike's is the best sub place. Fucking awesome.

Ripper is way too uptight sometimes.

Or "Hypercolor" shirts. When I was little I had one that went from mustard yellow to neon pink. I had it for like five years and it never stopped working. Those things rocked.

Which is why I advocate protection after marriage. Fewer brats = less SUVs and minivans.

I'm really rusty on my history, but wasn't a filibuster used to help pass the 1964 Civil Rights Act?

Holy shit, I didn't know Leguizamo and Hopper were in this!

Sweet. If MST3K was still on, you know they would've done this one already.

Not from that evil c*** it isn't.