Ted the Poster

Level of what? Also, you should meet some Carolinians from the non-mountainous areas. We're much less primitive. That's NC though. I'm scared to travel anywhere in SC except for Myrtle Beach and Charleston.

You're all cocksuckers.

I was kind of hoping James Earl Jones wouldn't be able to do the film so that we could hear either "This guy who replaced Jones is an octave too high!" or "They're using Vader audio from the previous films; what a bunch of hacks!"

Hey Alf, that happened to me too! I got really nervous since there's no clock in my room, I don't wear a watch, the TV's on the fritz, I forgot the phone number to get the time, and for some reason my computer lacks a taskbar with the current time in the right-hand corner. I was curled up in a fetal position, rocking back and forth until my sister got home from school and I realized what time it really was.

I bet all you Star Wars dorkspeople will end up reeeeeal dissapointed.

I don't think I can watch this. I feel like it should be watched on premiere night at the proper time. Oh, fuck it. (Clicks link)

Wow, there's an attached cheese grater too!

I'm just glad that you can poke fun at your own fanboy awfulness, Bob. It shows that you have good self-esteem, which contradicts my previous assumption.

Rudo ruined his own thread.

F4 and Batman for me, though I'll probably see all of those except The Longest Yard. I love the superhero movies, yet I've read very few comic books in my life. The only Batman I've ever read is The Killing Joke. I've never heard of this, but I have one extremely predictable guess about who's in it.

That's frighteningly sad. Go see a movie or something.

Thoughts and prayers. He should've shown up in the Spider-Man costume though.

How do you mean? To me it's gotten better each time.

Are you calling Mike an arsonist?

Meterology is a profession that is about as useful as a tarot card reader.

Ving Rhames was awesome in that movie.

Are those new Transformers?

I might just pop by when I travel to Myrtle Beach in July, even though it would be two hours out of the way. If you're not home I'll just urinate on the doorknob or something in lieu of a note. I do think we'd get along well if we just refrained from talking about music.

When that happens to me I usually try to top the other guy's loudness just to mess with him. You guys who can only go in a public restroom if you're alone disturb me.

Edit: Anyanka beat me to it.

That was taken from a really bad angle. It makes him look like Jason Schwartzman.

It does seem like it was a setup...

I meant drugs in general.

I'd invite you to stay at my house but we only live about 3-4 hours apart, and I doubt you'd need to rest that early in the trip. My showing up at your place at a random time isn't out of the question though.

You both wear glasses, obv. Honestly though, I could give you three or four examples of how you two are alike off the top of my head.