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Ted the Poster

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  1. Yeah, it's like getting the short Asian kid assigned to your basketball team in gym class. Sure, he can dribble really fast...
  2. Intresting. I liken it to the sounds of a young boy moving around whilst standing inside a shopping bag that is being used to hide his l'il feet as he commences "finding the gooey candy". To each his own though.
  3. If CronoT were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
  4. Eh, I'd prefer a washboard, a jug with "XXX" on it, and some spoon slappin'.
  5. That's hot.
  6. It's $5 for the whole seat but you'll only need the EEEEDGE!!! WAAAAAAAA!!!
  7. Aye. He was followed up in the fatness category by Grover Cleveland, I do believe.
  8. I'd demand a recount if I hadn't ran unopposed. Plus, I was forced into office like Taft was.
  9. Sort of, yeah. I work at a recovery center, after all.
  10. You're not even trying anymore, are you.
  11. I'm curious as to why some people think that F4 is going to be bad.
  12. But isnt it the same thing as Guess Who? TWO~ romantic comedy's featuring Aston Kutner in a month is just too much for the public. Guess Who is more of a sitcomish style movie. A Lot Like Love is more romance You saw BOTH?? What is WRONG with you?!
  13. I always liked that show. Any program with Stacy Keach and Scott Farckus(~!) is worth watching.
  14. Fuck you Mole. Jared Hess rules,
  15. I've only ventured into the music folder maybe three times since I first got here, and yet somehow I already knew that Mole would like Phish. Yeesh.
  16. Of course it from my state. Damn it.
  17. Hey, I saw a white guy! Or a hispanic guy. I couldn't tell because of that retarded facepaint. Black people iz CRAZY! I like how all the people's goofy names appeared. "Tommy the Clown... L'il Mama... Larry..."
  18. I thought they were already skating...
  19. Or what, depending on where you live.
  20. Ouch....that hurts. If it makes you feel any better, he won't visit when you move back to New York either.
  21. I give Max some props for the Sam the Eagle doll.
  22. It can if it has Adam Sandler, Nelly, Steve Austin and Goldberg. Fuck, I don't think even Burt Reynolds and James Cromwell could save that movie.
  23. You people voting for The Longest Yard should be ashamed.
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