Ted the Poster

So you've finally admitted that to yourself. Wow, it must've been difficult.

I've laughed and had soda come out my nose on on my keyboard.. Seriously. That would sting like a motherfucker, I'd imagine.

Good for them for hanging on to their beliefs for over fifty years.

Star Wars parody pictures are not funny. Ever.

Does he have a fancy new type of tape editing too?

Colin was never really cut out for sketch comedy, IMO. His stand-up is some of the best I've ever heard.

Hey journalism major, do you and CWM attend the same school?

Let's not forget the awful looking hat.

That might be the funniest fucking thing that I've ever read. No lie. Great work, Bob. No, it's not.

I've had cornea transplant surgery because I have kerataconus. It has a 95% success rate, which is because the corneas use no blood. Of course, that makes the recovery time much longer. My first surgery was in July last year, and I'm still not fully recovered. I'm getting the other eye done in July/August. It's one of the simplest surgeries there is, but the recovery time is one of the longest. The thing is, if these kids are blind because of the cones and rods of their eyes not functioning, then a cornea transplant is worthless.

I hereby call to order the first meeting of the "We Hate Legend-killing Whores" Club!

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

I can easily see Church as Sandman more than any other villain.

Isn't that for hearing/speech impaired people?

VX, I agree 99%. However... We already tried that somewhere else. Didn't turn out too well.

isn't that a book as well? Went from book to radio show to TV series and now a major movie... it's one of the best novels ever.

1. Wrong folder. 2. Motels do not have bunkbeds you dumbshit.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Hardest text game EVER.

DISNEYLAND!

Ditto. Me too- my left leg. Why is Site Feedback gone?

Oh yeah! The airhorn at the golf course was the best.

I thought aspiring musicians were the struggling artists and aspiring actors were called "waiters".

Sorry, no. Getting the last torch lit requires that the guy who lights the first torch shuts the open window, making the loose debris fall on the thing with the buzzsaw that comes toward the guy on the bottom.