Ted the Poster

Hühner sind VERBOTEN!!!

It's very dividing movie, Kotz. Just didn't click with you, I guess.

It turns out that McDonalds isn't alone in its endeavors...

I thought the answer to all riddles was that prime is... nevermind. I don't feel like doing any callbacks today.

Some birthday present, eh Hoff?

I like how he spelled it "Palestein" like it's a Jewish name. Great job there, shitdick.

I was going to post an image of a McDonalds with Buddy Christ in front of it, saying "I'm lovin' it!". Then I realized that it was too tasteless, even for this thread.

Well it wouldn't, since MDB doesn't open in wide release until the 21st.

Has Chief ever tried to smother you with a pillow while you were passed out?

Should've said that they're slow-roasted... Sorry.

PM it to me, please.

Fuck, I just now got that!

How about Speedee goose stepping instead:

OMG evidence!!!

The Ronald McDonald House is not what it seems.

Hah!

No, but it- whoops, I accidentally dropped it into the chicken oven! Edit: Nice one, Czech.

Tom Waits, maybe?

I used breadding from my nuggets to make a lampshade.

"Am not! Now shut up while I watch The Real World!"

You like snow, mayonaisse and pretending that it's twenty years ago?

I listen to British bands, I'm a pompous elitist, I watch House of Commons on C-SPAN, and I apologise (yeah with an s, not a zed) even when it's the other guy's fault, just to be polite. But oh, I how I love a good row! Followed by tea, of course. How much more British can I act? Start coming up with digusting, inedible food combinations. Oh, and hit yourself in the mouth with a hammer.

start acting more British... on second thought, don't.

Yeah, I seriously considered calling that in the next day, but I just can't get up that early. Also, it's "Meanwhile, back at the show..." You should know that, Rando.