Ted the Poster

Raw's technical advisor tonight:

Raw is Helen Keller?

Oh God I'm deaf! Oh, nevermind.

Isn't it supposed to "Too $hort", cracka?

Wow. Ripping off a beer commercial from over a year ago. Just wow.

Bischoff looks like Joey Pants.

Oh brother. Shoes Head = Spaz?(inside joke)

Could you even type that without laughing?

Exactly. I have acid reflux, and it's not something that just "pops up" every so often. It's triggered usually by something you eat- in my case pizza- that brings the burning. There are perscription medications for it, and even taking an antacid before eating said food will prevent an occurence. This is one of the worst excuses ever.

I guess that's why they're called "dream women".

If it's actually made, it will go staight to Betamax.

Fear Havoc's avatar and that pic have made him one of my all-time favorite posters. Did you make those yourself? Finding a MV pic that fits so well in that image seems like it'd be damn near impossible. Great job.

Team America deserves much more love than it's getting. My eight year old sister saw The Grudge, and didn't jump ONCE. She said, like Downhome, that the movie blatantly TELLS YOU when something is about to happen. I'm going to see Ray and Saw next week; both have been getting good reviews. Bob, you can't keep walking that line between "Duff fan" and "Duff obsession". Eventually you've gotta fall on one side or the other.

IMDB has Dennis Hopper listed as playing "Steve Scott". This cast is awesome.

Damn it Slayer, imagining Milhouse talking to G Unit like that is one of the funniest things ever.

Awww, yeah. Rando, I listen to similar stuff. I suggest subscribing to Channel 202.

I've only really had trouble beating Onaga with Mileena. Winning with Baraka is insanely easy.

Nah. CNN is left, Fox is right, and MSNBC stays usually in the middle(which is why I watch it). Bob, could you say something to Tina the next time you see her? Something simple like "You know, Seth wouldn't have bombed on Update three weeks in a row."

*ahem* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I really hope Eminem does some sketches next week. He's a very funny guy.

Wow. This is like Sophie's Choice. *Flips a coin* Okay, Walken.

"Idiot Boyfriend" is the worst song ever. Sandler >>> Fallon. See: "Ode to my Car". Bob, I was kidding. I don't give two shits which horrid "teen sensation" is hot this week. Ashlee, Hilary and Avril could be on a "First Hair Down There" tour and run out of gas in Deliverance-ville, and I probably wouldn't care. 2Gold's sig is one of the best things ever.

... and his songs are about as funny as Maya Rudolph. I'm saddened that there is an Ashlee Simpson message board, but moreso that it has moderators. At least she's cuter than Hilary Duff. *waits for venomous reply from child stalking Barron*

I didn't know Boon wasn't involved with those games. That explains a lot.