Open the Muggy Gate

You are so fucking lucky al.

Doesn't bother me one bit. Not my type, but she ain't ugly. Definitely Super Muggy approved.

I saw it in the right corner on ESPNews and wondered if it was a mistake with them saying the Cowboys beat the Ravens or something like that. Then I saw the highlights. Fucking unreal.

Burke's Balls and the main event were two great matches in my mind that exceeded expectations. Balls is really rootable especially after his last line of the night where he went "Yeah, it's a good night." GO BALLS!

That was a damn fun little match.

"I like it brah! But can we make Steph the mother?" Wrong! SHOCKING SWERVE #2~! Vince is actually Shane's MOTHER! He was born with both sets of genitalia, and that's why he constantly feels the need to brag about the size of his grapefruits! Who is Shane McMahon's father? Is it the 1989 Denver Broncos? Nah. It's the 1996 San Diego Chargers.

Derrick King or Johnny Dotson? It has to be one of the two.

That movie was just fucking amazing.

Does your cat claw at the door? That's what mine does.

It's a shame that they got rid of Ariel. That's about the only reason I enjoyed his matches. I'm still not sure why they completely changed his character when he got hurt. The "psycho Jesus freak" character (the name escapes me for some reason) might have gone somewhere had his big rivalry with Undertaker come about. Mordecai

I've seen a 161 and a Man Up poster in the crowd.

That happened to me a month ago, only the hand we both had was J-10.

Wait a minute. I don't remember any of these lyrics being in Rel-OHMYGODIGOTRICKROLLED!

Frankie says... Relax.

Remember what Frankie says pbone.

This will end well, and by well, I mean bad.

Gotta love JR pulling out the Doors lyrics now.

Yeah, I've been lazy on the shaving lately, and it's making a comeback.

Well I wouldn't call them genius... but hey, I'll take the compliments.

Amazing. Just amazing.

At least it ain't Vanhalen making the topic.

KENNEDY

I was kinda rooting for a Sandman GMship on row.