Open the Muggy Gate

The argument has been all over many different types of wrestling boards, but I really haven't seen much talk about it here. We know the deal with John Cena. He overcomes the odds, we get his gimmick, yada yada yada. But right now, could he really be the best wrestler there is in the WWE? And if he isn't it, where is he ranked on your list? Personally, I enjoy watching Finlay and Umaga more than any other wrestler on the roster, and those two are at the top of my list. Randy Orton in the past month has been really climbing up for me with his sadistic character really getting my eye. After that, it's John Cena for being the most consistent go-to guy on the entire roster. His match with Khali was not that bad, and his triple threat with Umaga and Khali was a pretty damn good TV WWE title match. And I gotta say I loved his match with Johnny Nitro on ECW recently. My only flaw with him right now is the STFU, but I think we've walked over that bridge enough. So what do you think?

It's hard to top getting demoted from the Four Horsemen to Raw, but this may do it.

Yeah, but could he set it and... FORGET IT!

Sly's avatar rocks the world. With this board, I'm surprised it took a while for a few to go "BILLY MAYS!"

BOOGEYMAN!

FUCK THIS Just FUCK THIS...

I work at a theater these days (about to become a manager too) and I could see the Evan flop from Friday on. It had twice as many two screens compared to 1408's one, and it still only pulled in 20 more people that 1408 did. 1408 surprised me by having near sell-outs in all it's night shows in a 283 seat theater. Mighty Heart just didn't exist to a lot of people. Knocked Up is still getting a lot of love. Good for them cracking the 100 mil mark. How much did DOA have this week? A thousand bucks?

Someone help me out on this one. The commercial for that game, The Darkness... what's the name of that song during it that starts out with "This is... evolution". I know that's not the name of the song, but I don't know anything else about it.

They don't give peace prizes for ATTEMPTED chemistry.

HE CANNOT BE STOPPED! WE CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HIM!

Fuck, I forgot Marvin was on this show.

Man, Kennedy on the mic is just a sight.

man, the Devil Rays looking better than I thought. Just a couple games under 500, they got a chance to finally make some progress by the end of the year. A .500 season for them would be a big deal for them probably.

Or you could go the bob route and have someone ask for you.

Okay... I can honestly say i didn't see that coming.

SOME BODY GONNA GIT THEY ASS KICKED

Wow, that's amazing right there.

Are you insinuating Leena is somehow going to return as the owner? M. Night approves of this twist.

Now THAT is intense.

I see where you're coming from here. When Big Show came out, I thought he was beatable on any night. When Khali comes out though, the WWE had used him well enough to make me think the moment his music starts up, whoever in the ring is royally fucked. He just has a wicked heel monster aura about him. He doesn't look like most big men either. He's really well built for a guy his size.

Snuffle looks like he just hooked up with his invisible dealer.

that FU was the shit.

I know it's been quoted over and over, but honestly Iggy, how the fuck can you defend this drizzling shit? It's dogfighting goddamit! It's a cruel, inhumane vile "sport" that just highlights just barbaric, evil brutality. There is not ONE positive light I can find out of this stuff (outside of the money, but there are a LOT better things to bet on than this crap). Really, HOW can you defend it Iggy? And welcome to the party Nightwing. Enjoy the stay.

And you thought I was in denial about the Mavericks? WE WERE ALL NOWITZKINESSES! M I RITE?

I have visions of A-Rod saying "MINE" like the seagulls in Finding Nemo.