So I'm walking out of work today into the parking lot and there's a bunch of 14 year old slutbag myspace teenagers hanging around some SUV. I had a Mountain Dew in my hand, and one of them runs over screaming "I NEED THAT DRINK". Before I even knew what the fuck was going on, she swiped it from me and ran back to her group of friends. I didn't want to start any shit with some lame 14 year olds, so I just walked to car. When I got into the car, I saw the drink flying through the air and hit a jeep somewhere in the parking lot. I don't know why I'm so pissed about it, but I am.
Oh well, beer is better than Mountain Dew right now.