Open the Muggy Gate

Todd Grisham, you fucking tool.

GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING LOCUSTS OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING LAND!

Usually after a long game of poker into the night, about once a month, me and my friends head up to a Perkins at about 2 in the morning and hang out there and get some food. Never had a complaint about that place. Food is good up there.

Well, that was probably exaggeration. I haven't got totally drunk flat out fucking wasted yet in my life. The only thing my family has drank in their life is Busch beer... and this is some horrible tasting shit right there.

Well they were able to round up an army big enough to make resturant chains sell vegan burgers for a while. The force is strong with them sadly. But c'mon.... THEY EAT TOFU! MOTHER FUCKING TOFU!

eh, it was the company Christmas party and that shit was getting passed around, so I went "eh" and grabbed one. I turn 21 next month, so I'm definitely getting wasted that night... and every other night for the next 50 years probably...

I tried doing straight edge for about a year.... then someone offered me a Jagermiester shot, and I said goodbye to that shit.

I think Sean O'Haire said all we need to know about God.

My God.... please don't let Cena win!

Someone tell me... is that her real name or a lame name created by the E?

RKO FTW! I didn't see that coming and it was so beautiful.

There's a Bombay in Michigan?

Big Show/Great Khali team. Do it, and see DX beat THEM.

Oh my God, what are we about to see?

I hope he claws some bitches tonight.

I love that little guy.

I think the rumor there is another Chris Hero attack on the ROH site.

I gotta say, I enjoyed that match. They seemed to gel pretty well.

You know, this post is pretty interesting.

If Ric Flair ended up staying in ECW for a bit, you can find Shane Douglas on top of a 30 story building's edge screaming "I'LL DO IT!" And I'm all for Flair vs. Corino. That would be amazing stuff.

Candice looking like a pro? Take a drink. and oh yeah.... DEATH TO THE MIZ! DEATH I SAY!

I don't care what anyone says. That match fucking ruled it. Four low blows in a row in just such a blantant way gets an automatic thumbs up from me.

Bob Sapp vs. The Big Show. Now that would be quite the trainwreck..... and I'd probably pay to see it.