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John Cena (Champion) vs HHH - WWE Title Match - HHH has done his good deed for the century, so he's going over here. Rey Misterio Jr vs Kurt Angle (Champion) vs Randy Orton - World Title Match - I think Orton is going to take this, even though he is vanilla as hell. Should logically be the main-event, since, Rey won the Royal Rumble, and it's the WWE championship. Illogical booking. Shawn Michaels vs Vince McMahon - Eh. I usually don't wish harm upon other human beings, but I hope Vince gets injured and is taken off television. HBK wins. Money in the Bank - RVD, Flair, Shelton, Matt Hardy, Lashley, Finlay - Finlay and Lashley could easily have had a Street Fight, or something. Where's MnM at ? RVD takes the match, then jobs clean to HHH at ONS II. Undertaker vs. Mark Henry - Casket Match - Henry has a 1/impossible chance of winning. Edge vs. Mick Foley - Hardcore Match - Foley is the mirror opposite of Undertaker. He always loses. Chris Benoit vs JBL - US Title Match - Will more than likely be the match of the night. The best heel and talker in the company, and the greatest wrestler in the world, stuck in the lower-midcard. Pathetic. Benoit wins. Kane & Big Show vs Carlito & Chris Masters - World Tag Team Title Match - Okay. Lame as hell. The last couple of weeks, if not months, both Masters and Carlito are jobbing to Kane and Show in like two minutes. Masters and Carlito will win, and prove the WWF booking style to be true, completely null and void of logic. Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James - Women's Title Match - Mickie wins. Boogeyman vs Booker T - No actual match, since Boogeyman is injured. Torrie Wilson v Candice Michelle - Playboy Pillow Fight - Okay.....

It's easy to get your legs to look like that. If you don't particularly enjoy lifting weights, I'd suggest weightless squats. Start off with maybe fifty a night. They do hurt, but the results will be good.

Congratulations.

Hilarious.

EFA. I almost forgot it was you posting, thanks for the reminder, friend.

Cyber Sunday ? Okay......

I've had many pinched nerves from contact sports, and military endeavors.

They ruined Brolly, who is one of the coolest bad asses around.

The Pheonix saga was the best of the entire series. The X-Men fighting the Guard. Classic. I wish they would have had another powerhouse on the full-time team, like Colosuss, and then add Nightcrawler to the mix.

Point taken.

Yes. And threw it in the trash, where it belongs.

There was ZERO chance of that happening. I've read, or heard somewhere, out of Bret's mouth, he was going to do it, because he was offered a lot of money to do so, and was already angry with Vince and company. Again, there was ZERO chance of that happening. Doing so would have opened up Bret, Eric Bischoff and WCW to a lawsuit which they would have lost. The idea of Bret taking the WWF title to WCW is a complete myth. I retract my statement then. I do remember hearing about it however. But regardless, Bret should have just let it go a few years ago. Shit happens. The Marine Corps has fucked me over, and it's happening right now, and I'm not even bitter, not in the least.

There was ZERO chance of that happening. I've read, or heard somewhere, out of Bret's mouth, he was going to do it, because he was offered a lot of money to do so, and was already angry with Vince and company.

Jesus christ. It's porfessional wrestling for christ sakes, what does Bret expect ? He was going to take the WWF title to WCW, I'm almost certain of it. Vince, while he did screw Bret, was protecting his own ass. And, Shawn is an employee of Vince, so what boss wants, boss gets. Period.

.........(runs away)

This thread is yet to jump the shark.... That picture is terrifying to say the least....

Czech, who are the girls in your sig ? The first, and third one ?

Wouldn't that be umcomfortable for you for your mother or father to walk in on you making that ? Only because I was masturbating while making it. Biatch.

Hah. I haven't had a good laugh like that in a while. I'm not stalking, I just think she's awfully intoxicating !

Wouldn't that be umcomfortable for you for your mother or father to walk in on you making that ?

Chris Benoit, William Regal, and Fit Finaly = The greatest six man tag team combination, ever. Imagine those three taking on Misawa, Kobashi, and Kawada. Oh my god.

Damn, you must really want him to get a haircut....

Since January 3rd, 2005 my wrestling watching has gone from a solid 100% down to 0. I never watch wrestling anymore. Not because I've lost interest, or don't like wrestling anymore. I don't have a VCR player, or a very good television. But, I've been compiling a list of matches and shows I want to get ahold of, mostly older 80's NWA, and old AJPW (pre-split). NWA from the 80's and 90's AJPW are the greatest periods of wrestling, that I have seen. I'm gonna try and get into Joshi, again. I was turned off by it the first time, the screeching of the women is so annoying to me, eh.

So far 75% of us think Sharks are scarier than bears.

You think you have lame ass meetings ? Ok. Come see one of my meetings. Ridiculous. It's like a scene from Office Space. I'm the lowest ranking Marine in my section. There's another LCpl (senior to me), two Cpl's, a Sgt, a SSgt, a GySgt, a 1stSgt, a 1stLt, and the Captain. It's like this: Captain: "Come here Kelly. Ok, I know I've told you before, when you do the morning report, you need to highlight Marine officers red, and Navy officers blue. It's confusing otherwise." Me: "Yes sir, I didn't mean to let it slip up like that sir, it will not happen again, sir." Then, like five minutes later: 1stLt: "Come here Kelly. Ok, I know I've told you before, when you do the morning report, you need to highlight Marine officers red, and Navy officers blue. It's confusing otherwise." Me: "Roger that sir, it will be done correctly from now on." Then, maybe a few minutes later: 1stSgt: "Come here Kelly. Ok, I know I've told you before, when you do the morning report, you need to highlight Marine officers red, and Navy officers blue. It's confusing otherwise." Me: "....good to go 1stSgt." Then, as soon as I step out of his office: GySgt: "Come here Kelly. Ok, I know I've told you before, when you do the morning report, you need to highlight Marine officers red, and Navy officers blue. It's confusing otherwise." Me: ".................yes Gunny........" A heartbeat later: SSgt: "Come here Kelly. Ok, I know I've told you before, when you do the morning report, you need to highlight Marine officers red, and Navy officers blue. It's confusing otherwise." Me: "Check SSgt." Then the Sgt and Cpl's come to me at once and sounds like they all say it at the same time: Them: "Come here Kelly. Ok, I know I've told you before, when you do the morning report, you need to highlight Marine officers red, and Navy officers blue. It's confusing otherwise." Me: "Yes, I know...I fucked up, it WILL NOT happen again....ok?" Then the dumbass LCpl who was standing right behind them butts in: LCpl: "Come here Kelly. Ok, I know I've told you before, when you do the morning report, you need to highlight Marine officers red, and Navy officers blue. It's confusing otherwise." Me: ".....shut the fuck up."