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The game continues to slowly improve with each world and I'm now positive that the horrible cutscene filled worlds were more than about tutorials and plot structure. But it was just incredibly boring. POTC world is cool with very solid voice acting, Aladdin is quick and not too bad except for the fire blowers from the first game which are now a pain in the ass, and just now starting the Tron world. Haven't bothered unlocking Mermaid or Halloweentown yet cause I'm just not that interested as I know what happens under the sea. One thing I am pissed about is I haven't learned Dodge Roll yet, which would be really great since a lot of these battles required some rolling. If I had to rate the game right now, I'd say it's a 5 out of 10. It WAS about a .5 out of 10, but it's climbing the scale.

This story would be more interesting if it was Laci's parents. Or the killer turned out to be Dean Cain.

Exactly why did they even have to edit anything? Was it really going to take away from USANETWORK airing nothing but SVU reruns all night?

Looked more like Geraldo Rivera to me. Good speeches though, very nice introduction.

It's old, I have the action figures from when it was first on the air. And it still rules all. The figures I mean. The show only had 5 episodes so it wasn't like you could get attached to it.

Well, the GOOD news is once you get past the Herc world you start to get into some seriously heavy fighting. In the main hallway of the Mickey Castle, I was able to gain about 1500 points of experience from all the enemies I got to fight. The game does pick up and now I am happy I bought it. But those opening levels are torture, pure fucking torture. So you have to get through the miserably boring Roxas parts, through Hollow which is a whole lot of nothing but horrible voice acting, Mulan World which has some cool fights but it also runs into a lot of yawn inducing bull as was the Beast Castle and Pooh's book that is just kinda there right now. If you survive that, it starts to get fun and challenging.

"Yeah, definately definately the Hall of Fame. Yeah. Four Hours till Wapner."

The more this happens, the LESS interested I am becoming. I was really looking forward to this when it was just, "Bret walks out, does his speech, says his goodbyes and leaves".

Congrats. Wait till you say, "do it for the children!" And enjoy the future fun of knowing every teenage boy will think like you did or worse and now YOU are the dad.

Mason trying their asses off to creep back into it but no defense and the Gators nailing the three ball are making it impossible.

It would be funnier if it were "The Last Women on Earth." That is one ugly cast.

Dracula movies that protray him as a prancing pretty boy. Take off the tux Drac, you aren't going to the prom.

Tonight is the night Eddie comes out to accept his award and Vince lets out a huge laugh having fooled all of us.

Unless, of course, they burst out of the kid's body when it grows older and attempt to kill it, proving us quite wrong! Let's just hope the family keeps a shotgun around for close encounters.

Real quick, the voice acting has been horrible. Billy Zane and David Borenaz are gone, Zane has been replaced by Richard Epcar who delivers some of the worst line reads in the "flashback" scenes to the last game. As for Leon, you know I've seen some places say it is David but if it is then he either recorded with a serious cold or just didn't care. I'm pretty sure it's not since if it was, they would have announced him with the other key cast members. And if you thought Mandy was bad as Aerith, wait til you hear Mena not even attempting to sound interested in what she is reading. I know some will say, "it's just a video game", but with a story so twisted and really bad as this one you need good voice acting to try and save it. I've completed the Mulan World and Beast Castle, working on Herc's world now. Gameplay is still low while cutscenes are heavy. The game has basically been like this: You walk-Cutscene-Mini Game-Cutscene-Fight-Cutscene-Walk-Cutscene-Walk-Cutscene-Fight-Cutscene You could play for a good hour and only really PLAY for 5 minutes. I'm on a cutscene overload and I don't want to skip them cause I'm trying to follow this thing they call a plot.

Trains and automobiles: Leading killers of Myspace users. I gotta start remembering to look both ways before crossing the tracks while driving even more now.

Pretty sure it's live.

Gloriously insane I think is the phrase you were looking for.

Reese Witherspoon movies. The ending of "Sweet Home Alabama" made me want to bunch a wall.

Florida St in both. There is no reason a program that gets this many top recruits cannot hold themselves to less than two losses in a season in college football and not even make the NCAA tournament in basketball. The teams ALWAYS lose to teams they shouldn't lose to and then beat someone they have no business beating. Next year they are supposedly getting one of the best recruiting classes in basketball so I don't know what the excuse will be.

What are your guys predictions for WM22? WWE Championship John Cena Vs. HHH HHH, I don't even see it as much of a question. Maybe they'll do some kind of "injury" deal on Cena where the Sledgehammer shot gave him a concussion so when HHH goes over they can still desperately give Cena and excuse. That way Trips looks even stronger when he pedigrees him again in the middle of the ring at the next PPV. World Heavyweight Championship Kurt Angle Vs. Rey Mysterio Vs. Randy Orton Orton, and that confuses me greatly. Course when the choices are either Kurt "I'm fine, really..my arm is supposed to be detachable" Angle and Rey "Did you know Eddie died and we were like friends?" Mysterio, Orton actually makes the most sense. Pathetically. Money In The Bank Match Bobby Lashley Vs. Fit Finley Vs. Matt Hardy Vs. Shelton Benjamin Vs. RVD Vs. Ric Flair I'll pick RVD but I'm betting they go with Flair and force RVD to feud with Shelton. Lashley and Fit will just beat the hell out of each other and leave the ringside area completely probably. No Holds Barred Shawn Michaels Vs. Vince McMahon HBK but I don't care either way. One guy sucks and the other guy blows in the dumbest most overexaggerated feud in years. Hardcore Match Mick Foley Vs. Edge Edge wins after Mick gets his moment by nearly killing Lita. Casket Match Undertaker Vs. Mark Henry You're kidding right? Taker. US Title Match Chris Benoit Vs. JBL I want JBL to win but something tells me Benoit takes this as this will be the "doing it for Eddie really" match to try and make up for Rey losing later. World Tag Team Titles Big Show & Kane Vs. Carlito & Masters Might as well give it to Carlito and Masters. It's not like the belts are worth a damn anyway. Boogeyman Vs. Booker T & Sharmell Poor Booker. He'll win but I'll just be praying he doesn't get hurt when Boogey screws up a move. Womans Title Match Trish Stratus Vs. Mickie James Not clue really but I'll pick Trish just to send Mickie to a new level of batshit insane. Pillow Fight Torie Wilson Vs. Candice Michelle ..who gives a damn? The one with the big breasts who looks the most in the face like a science experiment gone horribly wrong.

I'm deep into the Mulan world and I'm wondering if I can have some gamplay with my cutscenes. This game might set a fucking record for cutscenes. Four hours and I've seen about 3 and a half hours of CUTSCENES for fuck sake. It's like it's nothing more than one big movie that happens to have a game in it. I'm sure I'll feel better about it later but these early levels are going to cause some people to just return it for store credit. It's absolutely unbearable.

So basically, the Wrestlemania title matches are looking like wins for Orton and HHH while HBK and Vince headline. Wow, excitement builds more and more. As for the Edge situation, WCW really did handle that much cooler. I remember going to a Nitro and the fans were throwing everything in the ring. Giant caught a cup in the air, and drank it. The trash throwing stopped and the crowd chanted for him. Now THAT is how you handle a situation like that.

A hand held cam video of Stacy barely putting any effort into shaking her ass before leaving the stage. This is right up there with the ANNA BENSON IS SINGLE OMG thread in the contest for threads that just shouldn't have been threads.

I enjoyed the episode but the fart smelling got old. The rest was great, including the shots at people who turn into smug assholes because they bought a hybrid. Bout time someone called them on it. It's amazing Clooney still likes these guys. You'd think by now he'd hate them.