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Two words: Pope Pool

Maybe no new one has been elected yet and the Vatican is just on fire? The fire department should be on standby just in case.

That thing would sell out in ten seconds. Add in some music videos with him in the lead doing his dance thing and you'd have the greatest CD/DVD collection ever made.

I didn't comment on the "Lisa" side. Sorry but even if true, it was too much rambling for me to care. And yes, I'm almost positive Ripper was being sarcastic.

Supposedly, there hasnt been any weird moments since the Lutz family moved out, which begs the question if they are lying or not. Their reasoning when questioned on this is that they "brought the horror with them" when they left, as they claimed to have had major problems after they left the house and finally had some sort of exorcism done a few years after living at Ocean Avenue which "cured" them. The demons thought they were so nice that they wanted to travel with them. They were probably making the radio bleed and constantly saying "Are we there yet?? Cause if not, your soul is ours!" while driving to the new house. It's gotta be ackward when you hint at someone you want them gone and they never get the signals.

Children need to be taught that black people can't sing and they should fear them. I guess that's the goal. And the cover of "Bring me to life" with the dumbass yelling "WAKE ME UP" while some little kid is singing is just disturbing and hilariously bad. I'm still waiting for them to cover "Tip Drill" dammit.

Is "progressive" the same as "full of shit"? -=Mike Why yes, yes it is.

Ummm....why?

If the other cities would follow suit, Lita will either be heel or unemployed by the end of the year. And it couldn't happen to a nicer woman. Plus it's just freakin funny. And the way to make Kane a super face afterwards? Kane tells Lita, live on RAW on their "anniversary" that he wants a divorce. Just because of the hilarity of the man who forced a woman into marrying him decides he wants out because she just isn't right for him. Plus I'd die to hear Kane say, "It's not you, it's me".

I'm glad to know everyone is so strong willed in real life that if their husband or serious girlfriend cheated on them that they would act adult and just stand there and take it. It's very progressive. As for this story, whatever. I don't care anymore. They got wronged, Lita and Edge benefited and the situation might as well be over and done. Plus Matt's friend Lori is a billion times hotter than Lita. If he doesn't hook up with her soon, I question if his balls still work.

I'll buy Edge when he gets a heel personality that works to his strength. And when it comes to him being intense, he is beyond laughable. Christian over Edge for me. I've never really enjoyed Edge when he was away from Christian. Now I know why. Christian is just too god damn entertaining whereas Edge is just...blah. I have no clue what the WWE sees in him. No clue at all.

It was rather pointless other than killing about 10 minutes of tv time. And it was nice of Hogan not to come out until HBK was being hung. I had no mark out moment, I used all the Hogan mark out moments at Wrestlemania when he faced the Rock. Now he's just another old guy I just wish would stay retired.

Add in Keith Jackson chuckling in the background and yelling out a college name every few minutes and we have our team.

I didn't even know Shelton was a face. The guy usually would just walk out, wrestle and leave. Just seemed like the crowd would cheer for him because his opponent would happen to be someone they didn't really give a damn about.

Well, I don't think anyone can blame Trish. Lita shouldn't have been in the ring at all tonight. And even ignoring the jeers and negative reaction she got, did anyone think that Lita/Kane were acting like the total heels? Hitting Trish with a crutch from behind, a huge guy stalking a 5'2 girl to beat her up, someone having to come out to save her...doesn't scream face to me. It might be they realize they have no choice now. Lita is a heel right now and there is no way around it. She screwed up in real life, and the fans just haven't seperated the character from the woman. Might as well run with it and let her be the heel with Trish walking that tweener line.

Good job Rudo, somewhere a 300 pound 17 yr old girl has just begun work on one of the most disturbing slash fictions ever written.

It sounded like "Lets go Mabel!" to me. Hearing that (and Christian talking about beating up Marky Mark) made me laugh. Yes, I heard the "Let's go Mabel" chant and it was awesome. God, Lita somehow managed to turn Kane into a hated heel just by calling him to the ring. Worse yet, she got him boo'ed over VISCERA. I mean come on, VISCERA! Frickin Mabel was actually the face by accident. And yes, I heard a small "You f*cked Edge" chant in the background but they really turned the mics off on that one.

I saw quite a few Batista shirts for a guy who isn't moving merch. The reason Crippler never sold anything is because his shirts were beyond ugly and stupid. Cena has decent shirts, Batista's current shirt with that blade like B is actually pretty tight looking and the crowd is definately buying into him right now. The only thing that can screw up Batista is the WWE right now. If they write him some solid interviews and they don't try to alter his character in a stupid way then Dave could actually be the flagship face of RAW with Cena being the flagship face of Smackdown.

Batista is fine on the mic. He's calm, he's relaxed but his style is he is just so loose and relaxed he doesn't need to talk. He does his talking in the ring and it fits his character perfectly. The last thing Batista needs is a manager. He's standing just fine on his own two feet right now.

Lita got hit with "SLUT", "YOU SCREWED MATT", and the "WE WANT MATT" chant. They had to know that was coming. They had to know firing Matt was not going to bring an end to that chant in MSG. The chant was very loud there until the mics seem to adjust suddenly when it got louder. Plus you had Trish desperately trying to grab the heel heat back but was failing miserably. And did Viscera actually get a FACE pop for beating up Kane and trying to get it on with Trish? A friend of mine said, "so basically, Viscera is picking up where Mark Henry left off?" and I gotta agree with her. But that was actually enjoyable work by Big Vis. I was surprised.

You didn't know? Batista is a master of black magic. He turned the limo driver into a dress shirt with his evil powers and turned the chair into his belt. Cause otherwise, I have no idea how his belt got there. Unless he gave it to JR for luck...which would make zero sense since he didn't come out with it either.

I didn't really seem to hear the crowd shit on them... or the match for that matter... And I also thought they did very good in the ring, considering they'd probably never worked with Regal or Tajiri before.. and they had to be nervous. Plus Regal is terrible at selling, which hurt them a bit too. Regal terrible at selling? You're kidding right? Regal was selling like someone just cut his stomach open with a hunting knife. The guy acted like he was in serious pain after the match was over. You couldn't GET better selling than what Regal delivered in that match.

When Christian called Cena "Marky Mark", I about died laughing. God, Christian better than Edge by more than leaps and bounds. Edge gets the push but damn, Christian is 100 times more entertaining as a heel. I will watch Smackdown, or at the least tape it, for a feud between Christian and Cena. And I gotta agree, Christian acting cocky while Tomko was pissing his pants was perfect. It really demostrated how cocky Christian is and it was sold perfectly. So many workable feuds right now. So many.

Take Billy and Chuck and make it MORE FLAMING! That was hilarious but that tag team finisher left a lot to be desired. They didn't look too bad in the ring though and they seemed to be having fun out there. The looks from Yoshio sold the living hell out of it though.

Well, what worries me is they might MOVE Jericho or Shelton from the program when they actually have a possible entertaining storyline developing. I like the idea of Shelton just rolling over Jericho and Jericho realizing he can't joke around anymore and that he has to step up his game if he wants the belt back. There are SOOOO many workable feuds right now. Hell, even Christian vs Cena would be enjoyable as hell! Those two could trade insults and if they actually put effort into building UP Christian, it could be a huge plus.