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Yeah, he got down to about 315, but was told to gain the weight again for the Strongman competition. Just picture this... he was working on how to do Frankensteiners in OVW and other fun stuff. I wish we got a chance to see that Mark Henry. But the dude is a hell of an athlete for being a short, now overweight guy. It sucked that he's returned bigger than ever. Mark Henry breaking out a hurricarana would have been the greatest moment in the history of wrestling.

I did it with DAWN OF THE DEAD when the super box set was released for it. Granted it came with three different versions and commentaries about the film so that made it easier. The fact is usually if you buy a movie you love, you are going to watch it more than one time. And if a film has multiple cuts, obviously you are going to get curious. So if you watch Blade Runner four times, you can see it four different ways and try to figure out what was missing. I haven't bought Blade Runner on DVD yet since there seems to be a new cut of the film once a decade. Depending on the price, I might spring for this set and be done with it. After this cut, Scott and company can kiss my ass if they try to edit the damn thing AGAIN.

No, you aren't. I can stand it being on the television but I don't see where it's really that funny. And man, that is one ugly ass woman. No wonder she didn't win, she doesn't look like Lucy and he doesn't look like Desi. It looks like that woman from the Chiquita Banana with some Southern Plantation owner.

Well, it is no longer the top rated show on USA Network if it stays in the mid to upper 3 range. That honor would currently go to Burn Notice (3.9 back to back weeks). That's right, Bruce Campbell and Jeffrey Donovan have overpowered RAW. I'm not surprised. It's an excellent show. Very much so. And I didn't realize RAW dropped to a 3.3/3.4 this week. Damn, that's gotta sting. I really cannot explain that much of a drop considering the Home Run Derby was rather lousy at the start and Larry King Live didn't do a good number at all. I guess Cena might have a pretty big case that he is the major ratings draw in the WWE. I figured he was a solid one but damn, the first RAW without him in a while and the rating plummeted.

"Bitch was asking for it," says a nice judge in the UK.

Well, it is no longer the top rated show on USA Network if it stays in the mid to upper 3 range. That honor would currently go to Burn Notice (3.9 back to back weeks). That's right, Bruce Campbell and Jeffrey Donovan have overpowered RAW.

USA Network must hate people. Three hours of RAW EVERY week? Dear god, that's just inhumane. And Austin to return to just stand there? Great, he can do the segments with Ron Simmons. For 10 minutes Ron can just say "DAMN!" and Steve can go "WHAT?" back and forth. Eventually they both agree to go get ice cream and USA gets what they wanted.

Vader can do that 10 times more effectively than Henry, and be more entertaining and be able to wrestle. Guys like him, Taker, Abyss etc. have showed that being big does not automatically exclude you from being able to wrestle. Plus his match at One Night Stand was really shit in every sense. But, that was good promo last Smackdown. More time on the mic, more qucik intense run-ins, less actual matches if they have to use the guy. Young Vader could. 2007 Vader can barely stand upright the last time we saw him. In his prime though, there were few people who would put a beat down like Vader. Henry is what he is. Plus didn't the guy change his body size at one point and become a quicker wrestler only to be told by the WWE that he was too small and they didn't pay him to be fast?

Maybe Tony was thinking, "It's the god damn All Star game! I'm not risking my star player for this bull, we'll just win the damn thing on the road. Screw all you!" Because really, this doesn't matter. Didn't matter last year and it'll never matter. It's a shame because as a fan I would have loved to have seen Albert come to the plate with the bases loaded in the bottom of the ninth. But it's still the all-star game and it's still an unimportant exhibition.

Crack some bones, get a huge payment out of some poor sap and then see them back in two weeks when they feel like crap again. I'm starting to think Planet Stasiak might be the smartest man to ever been in the business. Wrestle for a couple of years to live your dream and then go on to a real profession with just as nice a payday with days off. I suddenly respect Shawn Stasiak. God damn you news media, I hate you even more now.

I'd be fine with it if they show the security guys beat the shit out of the fan for touching the wrestler and hauling his ass out. Or a close up zoom on their face as they wink at the wrestler. Either way works.

Man, that first Cammy. That's what you call a fat ass that goes on for miles.

One part of good news for me then as I don't own one of the newer systems. Now it just comes down to whether or not Midway made a good game with a deep CAW. I'm not betting on it but I'm hopeful.

The WWE already has Randy Orton though. Ted can do shit in the ring Orton's never even dreamed of. Can he pose while having a cocky smirk on his face with his arms out in a way that just says "But I'm handsome"? I think not!

There is no way someone can consider making a movie based on something from a Wolfmother song. I mean seriously, it's Wolfmother.

What's the longest? Mine was a minor league game at Delmarva that lasted 17 innings and ended at 1:07 am after a 7:15 start time. I hated that damn game, especially since I was one of only 25 idiots left in the stands after 6 hours. And they lost, which made it suck even more. And Cal Ripken should never be asked to introduce a line-up again. He is stiff as ever and could barely get the names of the players out without stammering. Great shortstop, horrible announcer.

It's in Texas, you might get your wish. I've always thought Ecstacy was a really stupid drug for really stupid people.

Oh dear god. I like how "the intruders" were nice enough to let Benoit out of the house to talk to his neighbour on Saturday. Surely if you're trying to execute a triple homicide you don't let one of the victims wander outside and talk to whoever they want? Apparently they think that Chris Benoit was in a remake of "Firewall". And let us say he was being held hostage for the sake of insanity. If someone just killed your wife and your son by strangling them both, gun to your head or not...would you really CARE anymore?

They don't really say why these people were calling but 40 to 50 times a month? Holy hell, that's gotta eat up most of their minutes dealing with customer service. I see no problem axing someone who was calling about someone else's account information. But what in the world could you be having trouble with that you need to call Customer Service 50 damn times a month? I have called Cingular all of once and that was about my inability to download ringtones. Course they told me I would need a new SIM card which would mean a new contract so I just loopholed it and had my girl download them to her phone and MMS the ringtones to me. Same price and I avoided signing a new contract to a crappy plan, well for now anyway.

Truthfully Chris should still be on the list. The guy was a huge drug addict, an alcoholic and if the gunshot didn't kill him then odds are he would have killed himself before going to prison. The guy was a walking disaster zone and the only thing shocking about his death is it wasn't finally an overdose of some kind that did him in. Now Junkyard Dog definately doesn't deserve on the list. That had to be one of the saddest deaths in a long time. Died in a car accident coming home from his daughter's graduation. I heard a rumor his body is also in an unmarked grave, which just makes the damn story even sadder for me. I wouldn't have a problem with guys like Owen and Yoko and JYD being listed since they say they all died before 50, which is accurate. The problem is they immediately go into steroid talk and make it seem like all of them died from drugs or some kind of rage.

Apparently my new VCR won't play the sound on all my old taped MST3K episodes. I am now a sad clown and trying to find a new VCR that will. Which really sucks since it's next to impossible to find a VCR anymore. I had no idea certain VCRs would record sound that other VCRs couldn't pick up. This is disappointing. Perhaps I should invest in a VHS to DVD transfer system and move them to DVD?

Chris Adam's girlfriend died of the alcohol and GHB overdose, he was shot and killed by his roommate in an argument unrelated to the incident. Both of them did OD but Chris survived. If I remember right, he had been indicted for the death of his girlfriend though.

The history of Slusho is awesome, just awesome. If anyone hasn't read it, go to the site and read it. It's just a fantastic story for a drink.

Oh don't worry, HHH will put those two boys in their place. How many times does he have to teach them that white wrestlers are better and more deserving of a title belt?

I can get four very nice dress shirts of various colors for 75 bucks through the catalogs and online, not one of them has fallen apart yet. As for Walmart clothes being cheap, I get my shorts from there and I haven't had to go get new ones in four years. The only thing I avoid getting at Walmart is khakis since they will fall apart from there. I found another local store and got a nice pair for 15 bucks. The most I have ever paid for a t-shirt is 35 for a Metallica shirt for my girl. Talk about some high priced clothing, Metallica knows how to overprice their stuff with the best. For me personally, about 25 bucks for some Patriots shirt after their first Super Bowl win.