Slayer

"Hey, it's not a van, it's just a fat coach!"

Hey, that was every student council campaign ever, wasn't it

I'd prefer to forget Also, the NCAA can eat a fat one as far as I'm concerned

I gave it a cursory listen while working the other day. It sounded good, from what I recall, but seems to be lacking something... I dunno... it just doesn't have the "feel" like the previous two (NATO and NIME)

"Oh my god! It's the White Stripes! ...who the fuck are the White Stripes?" Shame if they did. He was the best character on the show by far

Who would win a fat-off between Mangina and Ralph Friedgen

GET IN MY BELLY!

Why does tominator have a Sensei John Kreese avatar? That's just more confusing with the real Sensei John Kreese

A similar source of hate from my retail days would be scanning someone's items and then accidentally scanning the next person's item, which results in the following First person: "That's not my item, it's theirs" Second person: "Oh that's okay, they can pay for it!" Most of my hate/anger comes from driving issues, as I spend a good portion of my job driving: - Tailgaters. Of course, who does like them... - Something similar, when I'm driving down a highway (moreso applies to 4-lane) and I see someone coming up right up to nearly an inch off my ass before switching to the passing lane to pass me, even though there was absolutely nothing preventing them from getting into the passing lane much earlier. - When I'm pulling out onto a four-lane street and at that exact same time, the person who was in the inside lane (for right turn) or outside lane (for left) suddenly decides that that is the exact time they want to pull into the lane I'm turning into, despite there being no other car in the vicinity that they're swerving around or lane that they're slowing down to turn into.

We have those too... they're called "donut holes" I bet you could create a Spirit of Canada snack cake. Make it in the shape of a maple leaf with red food coloring, and then produce them really small as a representation of Canada's place in the world.

Brooker's wikipedia entry apparently people find her funny...for what reasons, I don't know. Because people are dumb. Czech had a pretty good indictment of her here. My sentiment is similar, along the lines of "lalala hahaha I'm so random lalala the voices in my head think I'm crazy lalala hahaha lalala all my haters smell like cottage cheese hahaha lalala hahaha." shit, I just described a black [Canadian] MikeSC "Oh I bet the CBC won't broadcast this "

You should fight back and produce your own "Spirit of Canada" snack cakes

Go figure Brookersfan144 would come out and defend the guy He bumps up Public Enemy #1 now, by the way

Forget Kane unmasking or Benoit winning the belt, it was all about... that morning

...then we'll hate you for not posting enough!

This quote just got even more hilarious

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That's a relatively recent phenomenon. In the past you would have grand public flame-wars between mods and the banned preceding the banning. Future Banned Poster: "Fuk you guyz" Mods: "Stop that" FBP: "Fuk you your gay" Mods: "We mean it. Don't do that anymore" FBP: "FUK YOU FAG" Mods: *ban* Well, not that grand...

Hey, Metal Maniac may be weird but he isn't creepy

The national nightmare is over.

Do you write for The Amazing Rando?

Bakshi and Falak Singh are a pair of Indian brothers trying to live the American dream by running their own motel. However, a disease outbreak has now caused part of their motel to double as an infirmary. It's called "Sikh and Tired."

Maybe he went to the Lou Holtz school of humility

Logic has no place in incest jokes

I dunno, considering how License Plate turned out, the kid has nowhere to go but up