Slayer

A word that begins with 'M' and ends in 'ass' Mik is a dumbass

But they have dental floss tycoons

As long as we're talking about footwear pet peeves: Black socks with white shoes

Here's a webcomic for you, then A similar cashiering annoyance was when people's items might get mixed up on the conveyor and I would accidentally ring up an item of the next person in line, which would lead to this exchange 1st person: "That's not my item, that's theirs. *pointing to 2nd person*" 2nd person: "Oh that's okay, they can pay for it!" Hahaha...

I watch the World Cup and some Euro soccer too. I'll never understand the entertainment in racing... watching cars go around.. and around.. and around.. and around.. and around.. and around.. until the tension gets so high, I have to change the channel

North Dakota isn't even exempt from wrath within the Midwest

He still looks better than the Hussein boys

What about all those threads Vanhalen made about me? Do those count?

Feeding gimmicks is punishable by the Wildlife Act?

Next you'll be advocating a Frist-Brownback ticket

I hate (hate hate) Brownback Every other week or so it seems the local papers talk about him seriously running for Pres in '08. Shudder.

bigolnotverywitty

Oh you are way late to the table on this one.

Hi! My. Name. is. Slayer. My. Voice? Is my. Passport?

God didn't want SP to remember his old account password

Boo. Very boo, formerly-known-as-Scorpius

I hear Henry Ford is working on mass production of the horseless carriage

Pantera and RATM did a lot more for metal in the early-mid 90's than Korn ever did.

No desire at all

New York is a nutty place

That's essentially how I felt. It's like Lucas hung around Spielberg too much and inherited his copping out in film endings "See? He wasn't evil and lusting for power, he was just young and stupid and in love!" Though I would grant it could have worked if George had actually friggin' made the romance compelling, instead of completely evacuating any and all romantic subtext ("I hate sand...") The lust for power angle would have been better though, not to mention more in line with the original trilogy.

Who the hell has prom in June? All the schools I knew had prom in April or, at worst, early May. I never went to either prom and don't regret it one bit. I didn't like most of my classmates at all, so why spend a fuckload of money to be around people I can't stand being around for free.

"Hey, look over there!"

"Gentle pressure"