Slayer

That's the second time I've seen you use emetic, and you once ironically called me a pedant. It's an appropriate word for the situation and it keeps my sentence short and sweet. Plus you are a pedant, you fucking pedant

Man, if you can't trust Inc, who can you trust?!

Next we're gonna hear about how SO3 woke up in a bathtub full of ice with one less kidney

Lime Pepsi is vastly superior to Lime Coke. When I bought a 20 oz. Lime Coke, I took one sip and that was the end of that bottle.

A Lita sex tape would make a great emetic

And what about people who don't even use the Gregorian calendar? By the Muslim calendar we still have 600 years to go, and by the Jewish calendar we've overshot that by almost four millenia

IIRC, I think it was a belt that was dropped/lost. Furthermore, I'm pretty sure the person who dropped/lost the belt was the girl that won. I don't remember if that was the case, I just remember that he was continually referred to as the scapegoat for that incident over the remainder of the show. What's even funnier when you think about it is give the timing of the incident (3rd or 4th week in), at least one (maybe two) of the eliminated who voted in the final would not even have been around for the incident. If those people voted against him did it because they just didn't like the guy, that would have been fine, but I remember every single one citing the incident as their justification. When I was a kid, the appeal of PYL was the cutesy cartoons with the funny voices accompanying the Whammy. The new cartoons have the Whammy being more of a mean-spirited demon with a grunty voice. I half-expect him to say in a death-metal voice "I WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND SEND YOU TO HELL!" On top of that, the sound effects for PYL really added to the show, namely the "doo doo doo" of the board itself and the "whaa whaa!" when someone hit a Whammy. The sound effects of the new show just don't create same amount of tension and despair when someone "presses their luck"

The natural disasters don't concern me because we can't do shit about them. The oil one does worry me however because there are times when I do wonder just how much oil we have left

Fuck, I remember that too. First they had the head to head athletic competition where the guy went up something like 6-1 and then they brought back six people who had been eliminated to vote for who they wanted to win. If just one person voted for the dude it would have been over, but all six voted against him for some stupid shit that wasn't even really his fault and happened way back in the third week or so, and the chick won I believe that is where my cynicism about the possible scriptedness of "reality" shows comes from, because there are so many things about these shows (see above) that just scream "RIGGED!" As for regular game shows, I think most people have enough sense to know if it's not a show based on pure knowledge (ex: Jeopardy) that the show makers are going to be looking for more personality than brains. In other words, shouting... lots and lots of shouting. Jumping up and down a lot doesn't hurt either

That'll learn you to leave your drink unattended

I believe you, but on the other hand, KISS had been so established well enough before you were born that your parents should have known what they were getting into

So MMH = Tom Green

So instead your fantasy shifts from face-punching to donkey-punching

While I've read about the new cartoon, I haven't watched it at all, so I decided to do an image search on April now. Definitely a far cry from the days of the yellow jumpsuit and helmet hair.

Besides, what are you, his bodyguard? It's funny 'cause MMH put his name on the line to protect Kotz (at the original Pit)

"My mom did KISS!"

The violence will pass now, but skimpy tops and shorts will still get backlash

What's your first name?

I'm guessing this is based on the second wave of the cartoon which is supposedly based more on the comics, which were darker than the campy 80's cartoon and Shredder was actually a menacing villain rather than bumbling ...even though the original TMNT movie did a good job of that too, before the movie series got all Vanilla Ice-y and Kevin Nash hidden in a Shredder Suit-ish in the sequel. And TMNT3, like Rocky V, never happened. Got it?

I'm guessing this is based on the second wave of the cartoon which is supposedly based more on the comics, which were darker than the campy 80's cartoon and Shredder was actually a menacing villain rather than bumbling

Oh no, not Council Bluffs... which is just across the river from Omaha. You make it seem like they're making you stay in Des Moines, which reminds me... When I was moving from Oklahoma to Minnesota in August '99, my friend and I decided to stop in Des Moines. After trying three hotels and finding no vacancy, we discovered it was State Fair week and good luck getting a hotel anywhere in DM. So we drove on up to Ames (45 minutes north). Same situation. We had to go all the way to Clear Lake (about 2 hours north) before finding a hotel, at which point it was 2 in the morning.

Rant needs to be TOS'd through a window

A pat on the head and a autographed picture of Alfdogg. Makes a great emetic!

I blocked myself, so I don't even know what I'm posting as I post it

You must find the jade monkey by the next full moon...