*cut Michelin picture*
Either you know who Michener is and are making a bad joke, or you don't know who Michener is... and are making a bad joke
Either way, bad joke
There goes the neighborhood then...
If you clobber someone in the head with one, I suppose.
In that case, War and Peace should be atop the list...
Or any Michener novel
Should I look it up under S for "stupid" or P for "pointless"?
edit: What about O for "over-compensating"?
Search under YDMF for "you dumb motherfucker"