Slayer

Oh man, Kotz is dead right now... ... *resumes normal posting*

Maybe the Casino has contests to guess how many cars are in the parking lot... kinda like counting jelly beans in a jar "Come on man, just lemme have some!"

I can attest to that, as I recently made the switch from regular to diet to cut calories. Overconsumption is not really an issue, as I only drink a 20 oz in the morning and then water for the rest of the day, but the problem comes from finding the one-in-a-million diet sodas that actually taste decent. So far I like Diet Dr Pepper and Diet Mountain Dew

What can I say? Sometimes I have a cheap sense of humor

Third post actually And it was pretty funny

That's a quotable quote

I bet ESPN can't wait to swing from his sack and herald the "Return of Tiger"

When I first arrived in Toronto for a vacation back in '02, the exchange place refused to change out my US coinage, saying "People here will just take your American coins. No issue there." I pointed out that that doesn't benefit me at all, because if I gave someone a dollar in American quarters, I'd be undercutting myself by 60 Canadian cents (at the time), so I just left all my American change in my hotel room for the remainder of my trip. Of course, on the same note, since banks down here don't exchange coins, I still have a bag with $2.50 of Canadian coinage in my sock drawer as a "souvenir" of my trip.

*Meatwad gets $5 Canadian and a 1983 Ford Escort*

"The golf course looks good. My golf swing feels good. I like MY chances."

*decays and stinks up the RB*

And the author is already getting flak for it

Oh come on, you guys don't hate us THAT much (...otherwise you wouldn't keep trying to be like us)

Inc's house?

*knock knock* Other people gotta piss too, ya know!

Surprise

The stupid/pussy kids of yesterday have become the stupid/pussy parents of today What happens when their ultra-fucking-stupid/pussy kids grow up?

Here's a good comic on the issue

The real life Van Wilder?

Deepthroat: The Next Generation

Man, Kotz has been on drugs for a long time now

*posts porn links to get Ripper fired*

You could probably take all of them

Score one for not previewing the link before clicking, dipshits Also, I <3 Mozilla Also also, it was a fucking Agent link... you know better than to dive in head first with him

Now you're talkin'!