Slayer

I'll be sure to save spots at the altar for you and DrTom

We need another John XXIII (incidentally, I believe he's who Seth MacFarlane uses for his pope in Family Guy, rather than JP2)

There's no way I could believe John McClane's loins would produce something resembling Justin

That was one of the things I kept asking (as a libertarian, I voted against it) All the ads run for the amendment were pretty much driving home the religious perspective and protecting the "sanctity of marriage". I would respond by saying "If it passes, are straight married couples any more married than they were before? Do they really gain anything from the passage?" Other than the apparent peace of mind knowing that them homos can't marry, I would say not

No, that's banned under the same amendment

Well fuck... score one for skipping a few words here and there My other point remains though

Source I don't know what's funnier: That yet another American subgroup found something to be offended about, or that a football team agreed to wear pink jerseys for any reason.

Surprise

Banning gay marriage, as the anti-gay marriage amendment referendum sits at 75-25 right now with 30% of precincts reporting, and I don't imagine the margin getting much slimmer Yeah, I know, big surprise, coming from the middle of the bible belt, but I thought I'd post about it here anyway (holy crap, Slayer making a serious post in CE? What the hell is going on)

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Well are y'all happy now? They blew their load a little too late for me And I thought this place was condemned

Vanhalen never did live up to his potential

Well, you were President of the GTG folder, and under your administration, the GTG economy faltered, GTG post exchange-rate with other folders fell drastically (0.0001 GTG posts = 1 regular post) and you brutally oppressed your subjects. In short, you should be glad you're not dead

That one isn't so bad, even if Lime Coke is fucking awful

I just realized way back at the beginning when my g/f was filling out her work pool bracket that I told her not to even put UNC going to the FF because I was sure that Roy was going to be same ol' Roy She wouldn't have won anyway (mistakes elsewhere on her bracket), but I have the feeling she'll eventually bring it up today

Don't let the door hit you...

I went back and re-read his apple analogy though and realized it doesn't make sense... I think it would be more like "I can say washington apples taste good, but if they're the only apples I ever ate I can't say that all apples suck, just those apples" Translating to music, it's like I can't say all metal sucks just because I think Metallica sucks At least I think that's what he was getting at

Oh shut up...you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. I couldn't kick her out of bed because she'd fall behind the headboard and then I can't find her

And it's stuff you'd have no way in hell of knowing unless you freakin' stalk your own children. It's creepy as hell. My answer to the question is always "the fat kid" "Who sits in front of your kid in homeroom?" "The fat kid." "Who is one of your child's classmates?" "The fat kid." "Name one of your child's teachers." "...the fat kid."

I fell asleep halfway through the first half because I just didn't care, though it was nice to wake up this morning hearing that Roy Williams had won, because now all the local KU fans are going to have shitfits on the local sports show this morning

A non-wanking thread in HD

Actually, forget the whole thing. The lower, the better. Damn, and us with our scant 1.7 million posts

Oh yeah, another set of commercials to annoy me lately are the radio Sierra Mist Free commercials where they do stupid word play with the whole "free" thing The TV commercial with Fred Willard and Michael McKean still rocks though

From Jon Stewart's Democracy: "William Howard Taft served as both President of the US and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court - a feat unmatched in US history. At 320 pounds, he was also the fattest man to serve in either position. Guess which distinction is brought up more."