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The good side of JBL's commentary: JBL being a historian, bringing up neat facts, and putting over all the wrestlers. Mickie James' lovely thick legs. Kendrick & London's new spooky purple & black "evil fencing masks". Umaga. The expressions on Little Bastard's face. A World Champion you can take seriously. No Mark Henry on TV.

"Where was Super Crazy?" Eating.

ABout Page 4: JBL does mention Hardy/Helms breaking into the business together. JBL mentions taking an opponent lightly, and The APA doing just that and losing the WWF Tag Titles to Matt Hardy. JBL says Helms is the best thing on Smackdown!. JBL mentions Helms is the ONLY MAN to be WCW and WWE Hardcore Champion. Helms won by dropping Matt jaw-first onto the top turnbuckle, a roll-up, and handful of jeans (which Cole repeatedly said were tights). JBL: "C'mon Matt! Why don't you have your internet fans send you an e-mail and help you win! They can text message you and help you get back into it!" ___ Also, Michael Cole says that the bout is a non-title match, due to Hardy gaining weight since his last run as champion.

Booker, BTW, is now 7-1 at the Bash, losing only in a 4-way in 2004. (JBL, on the PPV, incorrectly said that Booker was 7-1 before his match with Rey.)

Mr. Kennedy is not the #1 contender. Stop reading news posts from people that didn't see the show.

You could've probably watched a WCW pay-per-view during the never-ending Punjabi Prison match. I loved how they built so-called "psychology" around ESCAPING THE BAMBOO prison before the doors closed...for like 20 minutes. Then, as soon as Taker GETS trapped in there, he no-sells the entire concept of the match by climbing over the "deadly, spike ceiling cage" in like 10 seconds.

The show NEEDED Batista to come to the ring and confront Booker. Seriously, the end was Queen Sharmell doing the "All Hail King Booker!" about 17 times. Booker's okay, but the "king" gimmick reeks of shit and I look forward to the belt going back to Batista where it belongs.

I checked out the show: Good opener, lots of great psychology, Kendrick and London looked like stars. Shitty Taker/Show match, as usual. Horrible. Batista/Kennedy was an odd pairing, but Kennedy's massive bladejob was cool. Hardy/Helms had a terrible ending, good match though. 4 Way bra & panties was awful. Jillian looked HIDEOUS. Kristal and Ashley's catfighting looked authentic, at least, they're very energetic. Regal/Finlay was absolutely boring and dull. They brought no brutality and stiffness, no WCW '96 brawl, no holy shit this is cool moments, just some comedy, European uppercuts, and restholds. Booker/Rey was cool, felt important. Chavo's chairshot was STIFF. ________ JBL on commentary, 4 things: He's absolutely really funny sometimes. He WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT INSERTING HIS LEGACY INTO EVERY PERSON'S STORY. ALL MATCH LONG. Biggest fucking heatdog I've ever heard. His bringing up history of wrestler's, titles, and events was very good. He repeats himself ridiculously too much.

Daniels & Styles: "HEY! You want us to come down there! OK, we will! Here we come! OK we're here! You wanta contract? Well here it is!" :::Cop Killer on AJ:::

I have officially begun the tradition of kicking beer cans at my friends around the house and screaming "GET THE FUCK OUT!"

He brought up a "friendship" with Savage and then went off on Savage for never calling or visiting him in the hospital following Yoko's bonzai attacks. Basically it came off as Fuji was in his ear poisoning his mind.

I talk a lot of shit on TNA. In my mind, they deserve it. However, this episode of Impact was awesome. Kevin Nash & Shelley were hilarious, Jay Lethal kicked major ass, Rhino/Joe confrontation was great, Homicide kills AJ...this show was really, really good.

CanadianMuggy, holy shit, after watching the credits I realized I went to highschool with the voice of the bunny.

I hate that goddamn picture. And the show bores me.

Austin, on the way to becoming the biggest star in the business, has a right to not want to work Owen when Owen was sloppy, paralyzed him, almost ended his career, caused multiple surgeries throughout his life, and totally altered his ability to take upper-back/neck bumps for the rest of his life.

In between NWO 2000 WM 2000, the then-scheduled 3-way between Rock/Show/HHH was given away free on Raw.

Somehow the Phillies are gonna end tonight only 5 back of the WC, with like 10 teams to jump.

Awesome (Cop Killer), haven't seen a Vertebreaker since Hurricane drilled Stevie on the JDay 2003 Heat.

I think it's really foolish for TNA to have so many "big match payoffs" potentially setup for a show in October, when realistically they need to be delivering big matches every single month. They don't have the luxury being the WWE and having a "filler" period in between January and April every year where they can just wait for the big match payoffs. For what they're paying for big contracts like Nash and Sting, as well as lower contracts like Christian and Team 3D, they need to be justified THIS WEEK, NEXT WEEK, and every PPV. But sadly with 1 hour of TV each week, this can't possibly happen.

It couldn't have hurt that they worked Rey & Kidman. *** WCW Monday Nitro (Live) 01-29-01, Baltimore, Maryland WCW Cruiserweight Champion Chavo Guerrero, Jr. & Animal defeated Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio, Jr. in 3:26 when Guerrero pinned Mysterio after Animal caught Mysterio's attempted top-rope hurancanrana and delivered a sitout powerbomb. I would have laughed if you told me all 4 guys in this match would go on to win a new set of WWE Tag Titles that were Smackdown! only.

Anvil was going to be the 4th member of the War Games team instead of Shockmaster.

He's probably right. Crazy hasn't done anything remotely entertaining since One Night Stand 2005.

Remember how you read an X-Men comic in 1991 and were like "Hey, Wolverine has muscles. Cool. Hey, Bishop has muscles, cool." And then you read a Youngblood comic and said: "Um...that guy/girl has really unrealistically drawn muscles. That's really stupid." ____ That's the point. Someone's Liefeld-ing with Wolverine's book and putting unrealistic (and in COMICS, thats a stretch) stuff in it. "Wolverine can just heal from a skeleton" slaps in the face every writer and fan that was there for say, Fatal Attractions when he was just about to die after having the metal taken out of him. Or when Jubilee helped him from near death at the hands of the Reavers. WOLVERINE STILL HAD ALL HIS BLOOD AND HIS SKIN THERE, and was seconds away from DEATH. And he just shrugs off being melted down to a skeleton? CMON.

I was dating this girl in college. She's in a sorority and blonde, so you're probably thinking "Wow, dumb beer guzzling skank". She wasn't. However, she wasn't a super cool, down-to-earth awesome chick either. She was a great student, pretty attractive, but a fucking annoying bitch who had these theories and shit that if you didn't agree with she wouldn't talk to you when she went to sleep. She was like...a robot with tits. Emotionless at times. So anyways, we rent "Signs". It sucks balls. I start drinking and taking shots because I hate Gibson, but thought maybe...just maybe...M Night could get a few stars our of this one. MOST BORING FUCKING STUPID MOVIE EVER. So immediately afterwards, I'm drunk. She's not as much. I drank heavily to keep pissing so I could leave the room. She starts ranting about how the film is BRILLIANT! OMG I HAVE TO TELL YOU A STORY...she blurbs out. It's about how her friend died in high school. And how he "haunts" her sometimes in dreams and little things around the house, but in a good way. So she sees one of those fucking idiots on TV that talks to spirits, and SURE ENOUGH SHE IS RIGHT! It's just an example of what assbags are out there that fall for stupid hype and get hooked on movies like this. They can be poor, rich, big, small, pretty, ugly, whatever. I don't mind the realm of fantasy, hell I still pick up a few comics every now and then because I miss being a teenager, but goddamn if this shity director is gonna make a bunch of money with THE STUPIDEST PLOT IVE EVER READ IN THOSE SPOILERS. Go read the spoilers. Seriously. I'll send you a 5 dollar bill if you don't laugh at some point. And it's a serious drama. I don't know where I'm going with this so let me just say that the last time I saw an M Night movie I didn't get laid, I threw up in the toilet, and passed out on the floor. So I will not be seeing this, despite earlier notions otherwise.

I pick Jen. She has an incredibly sexy last name for a white girl. Plus, she has nice eyes and that belt that says "JEN" that I can choke her with.