UseTheSledgehammerUh

Wow, quite a squash.

Doring's from my summer hometown.

This ECW has been really good. I said it.

What the hell? No Mercy main event is now Lashley/Booker/Finlay/Batista 4-way? Edit: beat me by seconds. STUPID.

Update: Ruckus' partner and new BLKOUT member - The Human Tornado!

That brings up a FOURTH AND TWENTY SIX...some irony.

"They always forget that TO was the only player on that offense to show up during the SuperBowl." That's right! After all, T.O. was the Eagles wide receiver who caught a TD during the Super Bowl! Oh wait, he wasn't? A player scored besides T.O.? You mean your whole statement is negated? Awww. Buzz off.

Pillman did an angle where he went to film an episode of Baywatch in '94, then came back with long yellow/black tights and the new themesong "California Sun", with the announcers hyping he had a new laid back atittude as a result of his trip to CA. A failed attempt to make him a standout marketable babyface amongst Hogan and the other fossils.

My God, a "Marine" commercial on something besides USA/Sci Fi.

Dumb challenge.

This is the worst segment on Raw I've probably ever seen, just tuned in and, wow.

No, Irvin.

"WHERE'S YOUR CRACK PIPE?" <clap, clap, clap-clap-clap> This is awesome. "ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE..."

Between Michaels, Hunter, and Vince, we get a "gay" segment, like Shawn kissing a man's ass, a "you like cocks!" joke, Hunter's moustache, Shawn wearing a woman's top, Triple H yelling "I want your ass!", or Vince in his underwear just about every week or so, so Kanyon claiming Vince is a homophobe with his booking doesn't add up.

Mary Jane's gonna be accidently killed, this is my prediction for CW's long-time ramifications on Spidey.

Michael Irvin is getting owned on "Blitz" by the Philly crowd. Edit: "IRVIN SUCKS!" during every segment now. Now "T.O. SWALLOWS!" chants as Tom Jackson riles the crowd up with T.O. signs.

I'd bet the house with the upcoming "Back in Black" storyline, Spidey 3, and the return of the black costume to the comics that his ass wakes up in a few months.

I hope King BooCARRRR shows up and gives another beating to the second-rate champion rap SCALLION Cena after the cage match.

You know, I'm all in favor of a "Maximum Carnage" 90's style throwdown with Cloak, Dagger, Cap, and Spidey Vs. Venom & friends in CW #5. Idiot Spider-Man will probably wear the metal spidey suit (filled with tracers) to Cap's hideout, BAM, pumpkin bombs galore.

TNA beat them to it.

I hate that DX keeps another team from competing in the shallow tag division, since DX woulda been tag champs if they wanted the belts. Speaking of which, I'm sure we get Flair Vs. SS #3 tonight, probably setting up some wacky stip. for Taboo Tuesday down the line. You know, what if Flair got the Horsemen to do a one time appearence for the 3-hour Raw Reunion show?

How many times is Edge gonna lose the title to Cena then lose a gimmick rematch on Raw in one year? Cade and Murdoch as threats to DX is the most bullshit forced thing ever, BTW.

Sweet Cards Updated: CZW "Last Team Standing" on October 14th at the New Alhambra Arena CZW World Tag Team Title Tournament 1. Ring of Honor World Tag Team Champions / CHIKARA Campeones de Parejas Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli Vs. Team Masturbation - Beef Wellington & Excalibur 2. The BLKOUT - Ruckus & The New BLKOUT Member (revealed October 11th) Vs. The New Jersey All-Stars - Lucky & JC Ryder 3. Team AnDrew - Andy Sumner & Drew Gulak Vs. Cheech & Cloudy 4. The H8 Club - Justice Pain & Nick Gage Vs. Eddie Kingston's Hitmen 5. Semi-Final #1 6. Semi-Final #2 7. Tournament Final 8. CZW Ironman Champion LuFisto Vs. Whoever Accepted Her Challenge 9. CZW World Jr. Heavyweight Champion Jigsaw Vs. Hallowicked Vs. Luke 10. CZW World Champion Eddie Kingston Vs. The Necro Butcher CZW "Fear" in Middletown, Delaware on October 15th at Frightland 1. CZW Ironman Championship Match - LuFisto/Challenger Vs. Opponent to Be Named on 10/14 2. DJ Hyde Vs. Mana 3. Ultraviolent Underground Champion Nick Gage Vs. Drake Younger Plus: Sexxxy Eddy, Justice Pain, Ruckus, The New BLKOUT Member, Danny Havoc, Luke, The Necro Butcher, Kingston's Hitmen, and much more. Match stipulations include: BW Boards, Panes of Glass, No-Rope BW Match, and more.

Wow, Hasselback just runs backwards into a sack.

The NBC's version of NFL Primetime, called "FOOTBALL NIGHT AMERICA" (?), led by Bob Costas, just had a co-host refer to itself as "the best show on TV".