The Mandarin

Jeez, what is Bradshaw dipping those baby carrots in?

Oh sweet lord. That's awful.

I usually test at the clinic.

What was the purpose of noting that it was moving? Would it not have smelled as bad had it been parked?

Yesterday, Oct. 12 Don't reply to the last post. You all did very well on that one, so-- Today, Oct. 13 Inflate WWE-related numbers. Just like Vince!

So THAT'S my government.

"How the hell did I get here?"

That's funny, one time my uncle ripped one at the bank that apparently smelled like a pregnant lady falling off a bridge.

Rudo, you are my new hero *cough* RUDO!!! This is like that episode of that show where the wrong name was called out during sex.

Next week, we'll take a vote on who won Raw just so there's no controversy. Honorable mentions this week to myself for the Batista/JR hand escapades and Quik for the N'Sync joke.

I have come up with an idea. THE FANS DECIDE. That's right, after each Monday night of Raw, I'll make a poll in Graphics/Testing Grounds asking YOU, THE FANS who won MONDAY NIGHT RAW, this week. ..I won't do it tonight, though. *heel heat* But NEXT MONDAY NIGHT, in that very forum, we'll crown a new Raw winner!

Jim Ross hasn't washed his left hand in two years because he has "Batista 6'6 317" written on there.

Hey, remember that time I won Raw by making a X-Pac heroin withdrawal joke?

Breaking News- BATISTA IS A POWERHOUSE 300 PLUS POUNDS.

That was like a RoH spot or something.

Batista put my daddy on disability and didn't blink an eye.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=13&t=62145

Wait, are we on Spin City now?

Won't be complete unless Bunsen and Beaker get to bukkake Miss Jackie "Beaker, I do believe you got some in her nose." "Mee mee mee mee?" You won Raw We need to record who wins Raw each week in Fantasy Booking. NYU won last week, right?

They're all getting swallowed up by the internets.

Kerry/Edwards 2004

Eugene looked like he just tried Welch's Grape juice for the first time.

Sailors attacking a marine. How queer.

That would be the greatest Raw ever Triumph the Insult Dog and Coked up Werewolf as your announcers with Frankenstein as the backstage reporter. And Orton turns heel again by giving the RKO to Kermit the Frog. Kermit oversells by vomiting everywhere and sent to the local medical facility. Thus setting up a number one contender's match... Randy Orton vs. Miss Piggy Wait, are we doing Conan or Muppets or a weird Conan/Muppets hybrid? ..Fed-Ex Pope is the shit.