The Mandarin

Check out Gene's raw.wwe.com Superstar page. Supposedly, his height doesn't register AND he's from Nesquehoning, Penn. which is like one of those obscure cities Czech comes up with.

You have to be lead around on a leash in a sex club by former US Senate candidate Jack Ryan of Illinois. Then you'll be Eight of Nine. (nobody gets it)

The real question: Dick Clark or Donny Osmond?

At least I know where my opium's from.

Maybe even several people.

Aw, damn. I thought he was done over a year ago (ever since he had the first surgery), so I'm glad he made it this long. Entertainment Weekly had a great article on him (and his rampant marijuana use) a few months back. RIP good sir.

I can't believe DEON got pre-empted for this.

Let's just all pull a Syl and pretend this was ment to go in an AIM conversation.

BlackFlagg, how do you find time to watch so many movies every day, and how big is your freakin' collection? You're a lucky dude.

I like stuff that keeps my attention span. Good work. I think bringing in Rick Martel from when he returned in 1998 would be a cool idea. Since he got injured again, we never really got to see what he could amount to, and the few matches that he had he looked like a champ. And if it did happen, Steiners vs. Finlay and Regal would be one of the stiffest matches ever.

The tag match was for the titles, right? I couldn't tell because JR screwed up a few times/I wasn't paying attention. That was a shit show anyways. Scores updated.

Starting at 1PM Sweet. I'm there. Where did you hear this?

Does anybody think they'll actually go ahead and reveal the Taboo Tuesday results DURING the PPV?

Worst Raw I can remember at MSG.

Maven: "Come men, let's all assemble so we can be dived upon." Stevie: "Rightie-O, then." Flair: "Yes, yes." *formation*

In England, Benoit's missing tooth will go un-noticed.

"lolz tell me how much u lov me" "BIG DAVE IN THE HOUSE"

:: spits :: Well you won Raw last week, do I win it this week? Hands down. More like "hands repeatedly making chopping motions towards chest".

*calls number* *gets Val Venis' cell phone*

Hey, it's our creator!

Speaking of which, RVD needs one where he sticks his hand out in front of his face, wiggles his fingers, pulls it back and mouths "HOLY SHIT".

Holy shit, that kid got to get free swag, meet Mick Foley AND Vince? You awful bastard.

This is honestly the worst Raw ever put on at MSG.

Shades of Armageddon 2003! (taking an awkward tumble out)

..or like Hurricane and Gregory Helms. Let's see who gets THAT reference.