The Mandarin

1) Norman Smiley and Vader vs. Sabu and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin Austin doesn't show up for his match, and Sabu is forced to wrestle it alone. Vader intimidates Smiley into whimpering in the corner for most of the match. Vader wins with the Vaderbomb. (6:52) * 2) Funaki and Johnny Stamboli vs. Scott Hall and Road Warrior Animal Funaki squashes Scott Hall and he and Johnny finish Animal with a variation of the Problem Solver. (3:12) * 3) Steve Armstrong and Taka Michinoku vs. "Lord" Steven Regal and Dean Malenko In a huge clash of styles, Steve Armstrong ends up with the upset pin on Steven Regal. (8:15) *3/4 4) Big Stevie Cool and Dunn vs. Jamie Knoble and Tommy Dreamer Austin does a pointless run-in and Stunners everybody. Stevie crawls onto Tommy for the win. (6:22) *3/4 5) Rey Misterio Jr. and The Rock vs. Hakushi and Mick Foley This shit is off the hook. Foley pins Mysterio following a Double-Arm DDT. Everybody shakes hands after the match. 'cept Hakushi, 'cuz he's a dick like that. (18:20) ***3/4 6) Kanyon and EdOMac vs. James Tighe and Sting Kanyon and EdOMac win by forfeit. 7) Brock Lesnar and Jim Neidhart vs Chris Benoit and Tokyo Magnum Brock F-5s Magnum for the W. Brock messes up Neidhart too, since he wants to win the 'bowl. (5:02) **1/4 8) Low Ki and Dusty Rhodes vs. Shelton Benjamin and La Parka Team Dustki wins when Dusty pins Shelton following a bionic elbow. (7:29) *** (entertainment value) 9) Kane and Chuck Palumbo vs. Eddie Guerrero and Abdullah the Butcher Kane is busy sticking things in Abby's head on the outside while Eddie frogsplashes Chuck. (4:20) *3/4 10) Raven and Bret Hart vs. 911 and Diamond Dallas Page Raven Evenflows 911 for the win. (5:15) *

1) Funaki 2) Eddie Guerrero 3) Dean Malenko 4) La Parka 5) Dusty Rhodes

Good call, here's another one. A man is alone for the weekend while his girlfriend goes to her mother's. She gives him £30 which isn't for smoking or drinking. He goes smoking and drinking. He also breaks open a savings box and blows it at the racetrack. An additional £50 is gone. How does he explain this to her? Think you've got the answer? http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...=61752&st=0 Yeah, I know, it's an old one.

Eventually I can see this working into an infomercial with Ric Flair wearing a technicolor sweater and Bruce Jenner helping to plug his DVDs.

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose from three rooms. The first room has lions on fire, the second room has assassins who haven't eaten in three years, and the third room has loaded weapons. .. There's a backpack in the desert. No footprints around it, no signs of visible force. There happens to be a body attached to it. How can this be?

Check out Gene's raw.wwe.com Superstar page. Supposedly, his height doesn't register AND he's from Nesquehoning, Penn. which is like one of those obscure cities Czech comes up with.

I'll start off by naming a wrestler, then you have to order his or her WrestleMania matches from favorite to least favorite. I'll start off by ranking The Rock's. WrestleMania X-7 (vs. Austin) WrestleMania X-8 (vs. Hogan) WrestleMania XX (w/ Foley vs. Evolution) WrestleMania XIX (vs. Austin) WrestleMania 2000 (vs. Triple H, Foley and Show) WrestleMania XV (vs. Austin) WrestleMania XIV (vs. Shamrock) WrestleMania XIII (vs. Sultan) Hulk Hogan

You have to be lead around on a leash in a sex club by former US Senate candidate Jack Ryan of Illinois. Then you'll be Eight of Nine. (nobody gets it)

The real question: Dick Clark or Donny Osmond?

At least I know where my opium's from.

Maybe even several people.

Aw, damn. I thought he was done over a year ago (ever since he had the first surgery), so I'm glad he made it this long. Entertainment Weekly had a great article on him (and his rampant marijuana use) a few months back. RIP good sir.

I can't believe DEON got pre-empted for this.

Let's just all pull a Syl and pretend this was ment to go in an AIM conversation.

BlackFlagg, how do you find time to watch so many movies every day, and how big is your freakin' collection? You're a lucky dude.

I like stuff that keeps my attention span. Good work. I think bringing in Rick Martel from when he returned in 1998 would be a cool idea. Since he got injured again, we never really got to see what he could amount to, and the few matches that he had he looked like a champ. And if it did happen, Steiners vs. Finlay and Regal would be one of the stiffest matches ever.

So obviously WWE spends loads of dolla-dolla bills on marketing their oft-craptastic product in certain areas, to sometimes certain groups of people. Well, they concentrate on some more than others, but really: they'll take any fans they can get. So let's discuss their tactics in your area, what they're doing right, what they're doing wrong, and what needs to be done. My points. WWE, Viewer's Choice and Famous Players teaming up is a good thing. They shill and shill and shill the PPVs (commercials, radio ads, billboards-- I saw a billboard with Hogan, Rock and Trish on it once). WWE Experience is not entertaining, BUT it's good they're introducing this profane and occasionally disgusting company to young children. I remember I got hooked on WWF Superstars. Also, it's good that they're showing WWE figure commercials because that's the kind of shit you show children who are in their parents' pockets. They should have an extra commercial for Raw, though, showing the Classic Superstars figures for the older kids. You put the Classic Superstars commercial on Experience, it will do nothing. ("Look kids! Hot commodity, Tito Santana!") WWE has killed off the Latinos. Just last year, this was a HOT market for SmackDown. Eddie, Chavo, Rey should still have a lot more focus on them than there is now, because there's still interest (although it's been slowly dying ever since Bradshaw murdered him). What the shit is Power Pasta? More to come, I'm multi-tasking.

The tag match was for the titles, right? I couldn't tell because JR screwed up a few times/I wasn't paying attention. That was a shit show anyways. Scores updated.

Starting at 1PM Sweet. I'm there. Where did you hear this?

Does anybody think they'll actually go ahead and reveal the Taboo Tuesday results DURING the PPV?

Worst Raw I can remember at MSG.

Maven: "Come men, let's all assemble so we can be dived upon." Stevie: "Rightie-O, then." Flair: "Yes, yes." *formation*

In England, Benoit's missing tooth will go un-noticed.

"lolz tell me how much u lov me" "BIG DAVE IN THE HOUSE"