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The Mandarin

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  1. By the time the album comes out, China won't even have a Democracy.
  2. Yes. You have to go for this one. Or "Simon Dean invented RAW/wrestling/the sharpie I used to write this sign".
  3. Che- 1? Somebody wants a revolution.
  4. I swear, PWI loves La Parka. He's always in the top 100. Bob Sapp was too low, Samoa Joe should have been top 20, and Teddy Hart and Chris Hero could stand to be a few places higher, but other than that, it's alright. Shirley Doe making 492 is pretty cool.
  5. I forgot to include Wesley Willis.
  6. That "Don King is Sex" explanation made me cough up Raisin Bran this morning.
  7. "The OAO Raw Sign" "Jim Ross needs the Simon Dean plan BOOMER SOONER" "UPN Sucks" "La Parka = Ratings" "Cancel SmackDown" "Pat Patterson: The True C*m-S*cking Gutter Sl*t"
  8. What day does Xplosion air?
  9. WWE.com is counting the Bra and Panties match from last night. D'ya think I should do the same? That would mean Steviekick would get 15 points for Trish Stratus "winning". I'd like to hear what you guys have to say.
  10. Charlton Heston's gonna use his rifle as an imaginary penis.
  11. Scores are updated on page one.
  12. Randy Orton just got his Blazin' Special!
  13. Ric, you want some ice cream? Huh? Wanna go take a dump in Mick Foley's shoes? Okay, let's go take a dump in Mick Foley's shoes.
  14. Car commercial Father: Son, here's all you need to know. (pops trunk, revealing Christy's dead body) Father: Son, can you say "Hemme"? Son: Hemme! Father: That's my boy. YOu just won Raw. Great White Nope: A Winner is You. Oh my God! She's been humiliated and stripped! It must be a weekday!
  15. Car commercial Father: Son, here's all you need to know. (pops trunk, revealing Christy's dead body) Father: Son, can you say "Hemme"? Son: Hemme! Father: That's my boy. HAHAHAHAMILLIONANDTWO
  16. WTF? Is this a MadTV sketch? You've got Trish Stratus as a guest host, Stephnie Weir playing Christy, Mo Collins as Molly Holly, and that Asian dude as Gail Kim.
  17. Anybody else getting these Mr. Big commercials? Big Deal is a HOSS.
  18. That fat kid in the orange shirt was bored out of his mind during the HHH promo.
  19. Oh my God! Ace Steel is Steven Weber!
  20. My bad. See, this is still a work in progress.
  21. Eric Stoltz? "This is panda, daddio!"
  22. Man, he went a bit far with the namedropping. "Pete GAS! Fat?! YES. LEGEND?! No."
  23. 3 on 3 tag. HBK, Jericho and the power of Christ vs. Christian, Tomko and Tomko's goatee.
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