The Mandarin

Barry Horowitz's pat on the back.

-ANNOUNCER OF THE YEAR- * Tazz (SmackDown!) -ROOKIE OF THE YEAR- * Shelton Benjamin (SmackDown!) -MOST IMPROVED WRESTLER OF THE YEAR- * OTHER, Trish Stratus -PAY-PER-VIEW OF THE YEAR- * Wrestlemania XIX -FEUD OF THE YEAR- * Goldberg & Triple H (RAW) -STORYLINE OF THE YEAR- * "He Lies, He Cheats, He Steals" (The year of Eddy Guerrero) -MATCH OF THE YEAR- * Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle (Royal Rumble 2003) -TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR- * The Worlds Greatest Tag Team (SmackDown!) -SMACKDOWN! WRESTLER OF THE YEAR- * Brock Lesnar -RAW WRESTLER OF THE YEAR- * Chris Jericho *~BONUS~* -THE MOMENT OF THE YEAR 2003- * The Coach turns heel and attacks Shane McMahon at Summerslam

Abdullah the Butcher's right breast. ...Oh, THAT guy. I donno.

mXc!

Playgirl... With a towel on. Didn't want to get your hopes up. Oh, drat. I'll just have to go back to my Bastion Booger pictures.

"Hahah, Shawn, keep your pants ON." Didn't Shawn appear nude in some magazine in '96?

VADER! Yeah. They could of done so much more with him.

Huh? When did that happen?

I dare say they wore more revealing clothes back then than they do now. And they had better pyro in '96.

GOD BLESS LIVEWIRE. It's what got me hooked on wrestling.

Was that Yoko leg break real?

NOD were awesome.

DID STON CALD DY?!!

Bahaha, I remember when Austin wore earrings.

Did Jerry Lynn quit or something?

Out of those, Goldberg/Lesnar then HHH/Foley followed by Austin/McMahon. But there are many more matches that could be placed on the WrestleMania card that I'd rather see over those. Rock/Michaels or Rock/Cena come to mind.

WHAT.....THE.....FUCK?????? Eh, that's my opinion. Personally, I've enjoyed almost every week of wrestling since I started watching. But....why? How can Raw be "great" when there are no great matches? There aren't even "good" matches on Raw. Because it's filled with entertaining skits, interviews, angles and promos, and captures my attention for 2 hours or so. It's like any other television show. Even if the matches aren't so great, there's enough filler to keep me glued to the TV. That's not the best defense, as there are quite the number of bad, dull matches. But the show keeps me coming back week after week and I still watch. I consider it a great way to spend time every Monday.

Royal Rumble 2003. Great PPV.

Bahahah. "DUDE, UNDERTAKER GOT BURIED ALIVE. OH, CRAP. THIS IS NOT GOOD."

WHAT.....THE.....FUCK?????? Eh, that's my opinion. Personally, I've enjoyed almost every week of wrestling since I started watching.

2000 was a great year for wrestling, that wrapped up at WrestleMania X-7. Infact, the entire Attitude era ended at X-7. So it was a great year.

I thought it looked pretty cool. I wonder if Rock's gonna do an R-Rated movie this time.

RAW's been great for a while now. SmackDown's been just okay, it started going downhill after the Iron Man match.

I can just imagine this all taking place in Spanky's apartment. Getting a gun put to his head because he refused to job to Matt Morgan in Iraq. "Now, what does Matt Morgan look like?" "Uh..he's big?" "Go on." "Uh..kind of lacking in talent." "Does he look like a hoss?" "What?" (gunshot to the shoulder)

"I HAVE A SMALL BLADDER. IT'S A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION." Great stuff.