The Mandarin

Ivana, you're fired.

No, until I asked my friend. Now I know, but will have no offspring to share it to.

Even funnier- Two Last Call with Carson Daly tickets are going for $6.00.

Well, uh.. You see.. ..uh.

Hippie.

I hope it's subtitled.

So supposedly if you're new to RoH, it's best to start with the Reborn shows or whatever from April. Well I don't think many people, including myself, have enough money to buy all the tapes from then to now to get the best matches. It would cost a hell of a lot in shipping to Canada. So what are the best shows since then? If it's going to be like mothershitting $35 per tape, I want several entertaining and hard hitting matches per show.

That's a terrible quote to put on the front of the box.

Angle was doing better play-by-play than Michael Cole at WMXIX.

Tomorrow, on DEON.. "*zzzz*..*yawn*..who the hell are you?"

Yeah, that dude was mentally handicapped. Foley's nicer to him during his goodbye speech, he gives him his Cactus shirt.

I signed up. +1..?

This can also apply to when you were a mark and cried when Savage got the snakebite. I pitied Spike Dudley when he took the Bon Soir of Doom (smacked his head off the table). I also felt sorry for Dean Malenko during his final ECW promo. He never talks for two years and when he does, his tag line is "Stay cool, everybody"? Sad.

Holy shit, I need to update this. ..later.

What are some of these special features that come with it? I'm not planning on listening to Mark Lloyd hawk it, so you tell me what the dillio is. ..by the way, what's the Bell code for Thursday's ACC Raw pre-sale? Get me that shit, yo.

I think it was sarcasm.

I'd probably go with- Hogan (1987) Austin (1999) Rock (2001) Andre (1981) HBK (1996) Bret (1994) Sting (1990 or 1997) Flair (1989)

Yeah, but that's 4:00 that was STOLEN from Benoit, Spanky and Friends vs. FBI and Cena.

Has he done anything all that politically evil yet? I can't think of anyone booked to look more inept over the last three months. The only thing I'd really blame on Angle is allowing the feud to continue.

What's Angle been doing to kill Smackdown? All we know he's done with his IMMENSE BACKSTAGE POWER OF DOOM is give Luther a push. Not much harm there. He has the potential to kill SmackDown, but from what I've read, he's not doing anything backstage that would be a detriment to the show.

I don't think this is NEARLY as bad as 1995, but there's been more missed opportunities than 1995. 1995 they had nothing coming their way, right now they could have so many things going that they didn't capitalize on in late 2003 and earlier this year.

The magician one startled me. SHE GOT CUT IN HALF.

To Raw- Rey Mysterio, Rob Van Dam, Charlie Haas, Miss Jackie, Rene Dupree, Nunzio, Luther Reigns, Dawn Marie, John Bradshaw Layfield, Doug Basham. To SmackDown- Simon Dean, Eugene, Val Venis, Sylvan Grenier, Robert Conway, Shawn Michaels, Matt Hardy, Lita, Maven, Chris Jericho.

I'd go with Rude, Yokozuna, Solie, Double A, Road Warriors, Big Boss Man, Steamboat, Hennig, and either Steve Austin or The Rock, or both. For the Celebrity wing, I'd induct Schwarzenegger, since they're going to be in California.