The Mandarin

...that sounds like a horror movie tag-line... You know what we could call it. .."A Dish of Grish"

That scale is the greatest thing I've ever invented. Also the first. I made the cotton gin. No, Nova invented the cotton gin and the Jake Roberts scale. That's right, he also made John Gotti. Well, speak of the devil.

That scale is the greatest thing I've ever invented. Also the first. I made the cotton gin.

I bet Flair's working towards a 1.4 Jake right now.

"No, wait! There was twelve of them..and, uh, they were marines!"

Coach is a pretty bad announcer, but I'll be damned if he isn't one of the best heel actors in WWE. I'd put him above Kurt Angle right now. Shit like this is why I love Ric Flair. He may be one of the worst wrestlers on the show, but he's the.. oldest.. and.. uh... his tired routine is still.. mildly interesting.. at times. ..WOOO!

Obviously, this is for the ones here who have actual wrestling collections. Not just a bootleg tape and two packs of WWE Power Pasta. You have a budget of $500. Sadly, you can't buy your life back for $500, so you'll have to make do. You also have the option to keep the $500 and have no wrestling-related materials (other than what you've got on the computer and the television) in your house. Personally, I'd probably buy (Canadian funds): I'd use the other $57 for tickets to a house show and camera film to take pictures while I'm there.

My Way- Sex Pistols

I'm sure they did for Sable's.

They've gotta bring the Walker: Texas Ranger lever as well.

That's Teddy Long? I could have sworn it was Lando.

It's been a bitch trying to get the American Gladiators theme for mine.

"--and invest it all in *bang* WAFFLES, tasty WAFFLES, with lots of syrup." "Waffles! Buy waffles!" "Waffles!" "Waffles!" "Waffles!" "Waffles!" "Waffu! Waffu!"

^ ^ Props, dude.

Wow, this is a great game. I just beat the everloving shit out of Sean Paul with my CAW (250 pounds, wears a Zebra Capone hat and a Jesus Saves tattoo), but I had my first loss in 15 matches to WC (to my credit, it went 5:00 and it was VERY, very close at the end). ..and is it just me, or does Henry Rollins get a new tattoo every time I come back to train?

Goodfellas Casino Lethal Weapon 4 Gone Fishin' ..there seems to be a trend.

I have it as- Steve Austin v. The Rock (Wrestlemania X-7) Chris Benoit. v. HBK v. HHH (Wrestlemania XX) Kurt Angle v. Chris Benoit (Royal Rumble 03) TLC (Wrestlemania 2000/SS 00/Mania X-7) The Rock v. Triple H (Judgement Day 00) Chris Benoit v. Chris Jericho (RR 01) Cactus Jack v. Triple H (RR 00) And I haven't seen No Way Out 00. All of those are excellent matches, in my opinion.

It's gonna be a Smaffles costume. Word.

Check the first page for the format and rules and all that shit. Feel free to ask any perplexing questions you may have that I can't understand. ALSO- I need upcoming airdates for NWA-TNA and show dates for RoH.

Catman Scrothers or Cosmo Jones. Otherwise, I say you go with the General.

Well, they could make the big reveal more interesting. Like a game. Dr Phil: "Ask them." Parent: "*sigh*..ladies, does my son have four characteristics right?" *horn honks*

Once Scott Norton joins Evolution, I'm all set. glennsoe is my Ice Train. We're all out of cake.

That kid smeared his own shit on his walls. He deserves to be verbally abused, just like that 10 year old who talks about Huggies disposable underpants. "I don't wet the sheets anymore. Now my friends will never know." Dude, they must have watched the commercial enough times to recite it by heart. Now everybody knows your urine-soaked secret. You're never getting laid, champ. I SPARE NO WRATH FOR SMALL CHILDREN

Fo' sheez.

Right now I'm 6' and 140 with no body fat.