Hoff

I've realized that I don't really care for rain itself, but I love overcast skies. It probably means I'm emo or some shit, but right now it's very dark outside and I'm all about it. Thunderstorms are bad-ass, too.

W-ell, I can't speak for everyone, but what I'm most into is intellectual would-be actors from the South. So...I mean, if you know anyone like that, just have 'em dive into traffic and I *promise* I'll be right in after them.

Im not quite sure what ive done to offend you. And why the hate for Hoff? Jealousy, clearly. I'm the alpha male 'round here. And this is all coming off of April '07, which, outside of *elephant noise*, was not a good time for the ol' Hoffster. Check THIS shit out: That is literally the front page on Yahoo right now. I did not doctor it at all.

No, because Phyllis (and the rest of the office) would have known Packer's face...it would have been a funny twist, though.

The Man in Blak has a good idea. That way I can vote for Carlito AND for The Man in Blak. HA! What we need for this is a sort of nominations thread, where everyone can put up five posters they believe are truly terrible. Someone adds 'em all up, and puts the ten highest vote-getters up for the poll.

I keep worrying I'll get diabetes, as I'm a big dude and it runs in my family. But every checkup, I get a clean bill of health. I almost wish I *would* get it, just so I can stop worrying about it.

hahahahahahahahaha AWESOME! That's funnt shit.

I don't know, Luke. My schtick plays well in some areas, but in others I get booed out of the arena. I wanted to make a Shawn Michaels circa 1996 reference, but that would ASSURE me votes on the quick.

"Boogie Week" featuring...Barry Gibb? One of the Gibbs. Should be smooth sailing for Blake. I actually think Jordin might be in trouble, as Melinda and Lakisha both pull off "sassy" much better, and sound a little more mature.

Galactus the deadbeat and ET getting some was an effective one-two punch. Had me rolling.

HA! Awesome.

The question I was just posed with: do I brag about having zero votes, knowing that stating the condition will result in its nearly immediate reversal, or do I keep my ego in check for once? ZERO VOTES YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!! I AM A POSTING GOD!! *elephant noise* *elephant noise* *elephant noise*

Hookahs are the shit. I want to know what's up with Dutch bodybuilding forums. Is bodybuilding a big thing over there?

"And your wager...eleventy billion dollars. That's not even a real number." "Yet."

Ha thats funny because ive heard that Boof Bonser ,Twins Pitcher, has "Boof" tatted there, Its the first thing I always think of when i think of him Boof just got even cooler.

So, Edge/Orton, pretty damn good. Interesting to note that they both just played their characters, and the crowd got behind Randy. That may have a lot to do with Edge, to be fair, but maybe it'll keep Orton's neck off the chopping block. What do you guys say, somewhere in the three-snowflake range on that one? One of the better TV matches in a while, last week's "epic" notwithstanding.

I've built a six-year posting career solely out of doing just that.

Hey guys, what's up? I miss anything big?

My roommate just had the idea that I take a break from TSM, and kind of the internet as a whole. Good idea. See y'all in May!

People in Minnesota are weird, though. We just ask each other shit. Case in point, last week I was at the post office, getting out of my car when a lady rolled down her window and asked if I knew where the DMV was. See, right there, I could have NAILED her with the noise and she'd have had no idea.

You'd be SURPRISED, Spoon. Like maybe once a month. And it's not usually old people.

Like, should I just do it to people on the street? "Hey sonny, do you have the time?" Then I turn to this old man and hit him with the elephant noise? 'Cause that actually might hold some promise.

It's been a rough few weeks for the ol' Hoffster. Even *elephant noise* hasn't become the smash hit I was hoping for.

Oh hey, happy birthday to both ABOBO and Matt Young's cat. EDIT: And to Celtic Guardian, but I think he's an actual poster.

Meh. I've got it on TiVo and since it's apparently me vs. the world on this one, I'll give it another look...but I was not impressed. But hey, if everyone thought it rocked, good for 'em. Good TV matches are rare.