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Hoff

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  1. I've been using a lot of bold and italics lately, and not always appropriately. I dunno why.
  2. This is the greatest thread ever.
  3. YES! Take it to the BANK, baby!
  4. All right...one time for the people!! *ELEPHANT NOISE*
  5. Because I was in the sixth row, and I'm an ass. Had I known five years I'n the future that this comparison would come up, I'd have been more leinient. Would it make you feel better if I threw the noise your way? You could follow it up with the ellipses...
  6. Cats are fucked up. Mine wanted to come with me to do laundry, so I was all "fuck it" and let her out. She bolts down the hall. After a few minutes, I got her to come into the laundry room. As soon as the door shut she freaked the fuck out and started pawing at the door. I took her back home. She immediately tried to get out again. Simply stunning.
  7. The one time I saw John Stockton live I booed the shit out of him. It was probably just my imagination, but I think I saw a slight frown at one point. That same game, I told Szerbiack he was "the man," and he looked right the fuck at me and pointed. It was so frickin' cool.
  8. TIME TO PLAY THE *elephant noise*
  9. Nice!
  10. Czech, is that Get Fuzzy in your avatar? I love that strip.
  11. I dunno, just post useless things you've learned today, or recently. You can number them if you'd like, like a list format. Tonight I learned that Domino's has a minimum delivery fee of $9. That's a weird number, isn't it? You'd think $10, for the aesthetics of it if nothing else. But now I know.
  12. It's okay, man. It's not a skill that everyone has. Just try to enjoy the elephant noises of others.
  13. Yes, for the purposes of this conversation.
  14. Your eyes isn't...good. It's very clearly a dark brown. Fix yo monitor, s0n.
  15. My @#$% cat woke me up at 7:30 this morning for no damn reason. I hate her. I can't go back to sleep. I hate her SO much.
  16. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003560...7170207,00.html Posted at 411, I thought I'd share it. I think she comes off very well.
  17. Only now do I see the error of my ways.
  18. *elephant noise*
  19. That may be true, but it makes me look like more of a dick, so it breaks even.
  20. No, KC, you STILL put the question mark in the quotes. Look it up. EDIT: Holy shit, *I* looked it up and I'm wrong. I'm so sorry. That is the rule for all periods and commas, but not on question marks. I had no idea. I'd swear I learned it the other way. Well, carry on, then.
  21. Ah, good catch. I'd say "my bad," but the grammatical nightmare of "my bad" as a stand-alone sentence prohibits such a thing. Maybe enough with the grammar nerdery.
  22. Because they come off like a fucking idiot. Like you. Heh. When reading a thread that has a lot of people bitching about spelling and such, you just know there's always going to be somebody who comes along with terrible spelling and grammar who can't spell for shit. Way to miss the irony guys. Or should that be 'Way to miss the irony, guys'? Is the comma neccessary? 1. Yes. 2. You should use quotation marks instead of apostrophes, even when quoting your own hypothetical remarks. 3. When using quotation marks, the punctuation (in this case, the question mark) goes inside the quote marks, not outside.
  23. Piss is referencing the "Feast For Crows" chapters featuring Breane he really hated. OHHHHHHH. B-r-i-e-n-n-e.
  24. No. Thanks a lot, man.
  25. Spider-Man vs. Zangief would be an awesome fight. I'd order it on pay-per-view.
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