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Query, BL. Isn't it either "e-sucked his balls" or "sucked his e-balls?" I would think that electronically sucking nonexistant balls would be redundant.

My last semester of college, when I wasn't actually "attending classes," I watched it religiously. The military guys are great. I always like seeing them do well. They usually don't play along with Bob's jokes, which is also a plus, because the old man is starting to lose it. I wonder what'll happen to the show when he kicks off? I know there was a short-lived, half-hour afternoon version. It lasted like three weeks.

That funky bitch shaved MY crotch.

So the level right above you, then.

I was between your wife and your mama last night, nigga.

Also, they can't spin the big wheel for shit. And the WORST is when it's one of those obstinate old people who refuse help. Case in point, the woman currently on. Sadly, she just procured 95 cents. I have NEVER wanted to see someone hit the big dollar so bad in my life.

Somebody else HAS to be upset about this.

"NYU, the Rock has a question for you. Do you like...pi?"

I'm gonna try to find a 2:00 showing. Sadly, even with the children in school, the sheer amount of nerds the film will attract will make this a daunting, acne-filled prospect. Wish me luck.

So, now there's an ornament in my bedroom. This cat is the best. The roommates are gonna freak.

Seriously. They can't hear their names called, they take six years making it down to contestant's row, they don't know what ANYTHING costs ($2100 for a Dell desktop. $2100!), and they can't make up their minds for shit. FUCK OLD PEOPLE.

See, shit like this is why I like NYU. I mean he's brain-dead, he's a horrible poster, he's like nails on a chalkboard, but dammit, he's got the Christmas spirit!

1. Martin Brodeur 2. Manny Legace 3. Petey Williams

It looks like beat-the-shit-out-of-you corps. I lettered in that senior year.

Yuletide starts October 15th, fie on those who would say otherwise. Hell, eggnog hit shelves before Halloween this year. That was awesome.

Simply not possible.

@#$% My digital camera's battery is dead. The cat is absolutely destroying the Christmas tree right now. Since it's techincally the roommates' tree, and not mine, I am deriving much amusement from this. I just wish I could get a photo. Anyway, the cat is awesome.

My logic: Akuma went to see Ryu for some reason (rematch?), went through the portal, realized the guy breathing fire was likely a threat to their dimension, and made a quick decision. I got nothin' on the fist tap at the end, though it was a cool visual.

Shit, NO

THANK YOU. I've been reading the Onion for years, and every now and then they hit on a winner, but mostly it's like they had good ideas and then just gave up.

This thread gets 3 gay points, u losers!

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TWO GAY POINTS!!!! What is that? Is there some system now? Jesus, what are you, twelve? Grow the fuck up.

I didn't realize it at the time, but I recently found out that I once shared a football field with Larry Fitzgerald. He played wide receiver, I played defensive tackle at a rival school. So I mean, that's pretty cool. Hell, I already liked the guy.

No. It's not something I'd want to see often, but once in a while, watching trained athletes struggle against nature is a kick.