Slovakia

My psych teacher was talking about vibrators and it made me feel uncomfortable.

What's a Talbot?

I've always wanted to devote a day to going in the WWE folder and polluting it with crap like "Sources report Triple H to depart from WWE?!?!" and then just write "No, Triple H is not going to depart, say sources." And just do that over and over until someone finally bans me.

That's Czech Republic to you. And yes that would be a personal foul, though some might argue it would be a fragrant foul. Continuing on... Jokes made involving the rim haven't been done yet but are too obvious. Alley-oop: doing a guy while he does it to the girl Box zone defense: being a cockblocker Fast break: premature ejaculation Give and go: getting and returning sexual favors Triple-double: ?

Hasek out for the year? And here my avid Red Wings-loving lab partner tells me in chemistry today that Hasek is back and the Wings are ready to take the Cup. So who's getting the sweep this year, Cujo? Calgary? Edmonton? LA?

oh God I lost it on that one. That is awful. Just awful. is goaltending when you come inside her and scoop it back out? I think I've gone too far for myself. ick

I heard PBPs wander the forests at night, feeding on small children

Are you for real LucharesuDude? Do you really remember the legend of Ballston?

You're doin' her whiter than the Utah Jazz

I want a Ford Focus

I think it's about time to close this...it's not going anywhere.

the hell are gherkins?

In 1996, my favorite jobber was Matt Hardy.

*longs for old screen name* HHH: *poses, spits water* Is that rule still in effect, that when you write up a fake dialogue involving WWF employees, that it must end with the aforementioned line?

I'd assume an air ball is when you miss. There's some joke to be made correlating penetration and the Detroit Pistons.

Personally, I always say "Toronto, Ontario" and drop the "Canada." I don't say "Chicago, Illinois, USA."

... People actually listen to this ridiculous crap? Check that. Hell, I just realised it's probably in my wife's CD player right now. There's much worse out there. Much worse. And if "Tip Drill" is what the youngin's these days are saying in regards to having sex I don't want to know what "Double Dribble" stands for now... also: setting a pick: ? hook shot: skewed ejaculation pick and roll: fingering a fat chick playing lightning: orgy shooting a 3: ejaculation that projects farther than usual pullin' a Magic: contracting HIV lay-up: ? downtown jumper: that probably IS a slang for an odd sexual act already

Yeah, Hungry Hungry Homicidal Hippos

Dude, you don't know the half of it. You don't know the half of it.

I thought you'd hate me for bringing back the memory

Does anybody ahve a copy of the new NFL on CBS music? I hated it in the beginning because it sounded too evil and sinister compared to the old CBS music, but as they introduced more cuts and possibly revised, it grew on me. I just want to increase my weird little collection of sports coverage music.

First I thought you guys were talking about the 1960s AFL of the Boston Patriots and Oakland Raiders...then I realized that predates almost every poster here.

Questions like "what's a PBP?" go in Site Feedback. Questions like "will she like it up the BUTT?" go in LSD.

Penis-Biting Person, in this folder