I don't actually remember her name. It was some chick I used to work with, and I used a sick day so I could go out on the date. It started out shitty when she had decided to invite her retarded friend(as in, literally mentally handicapped) to come out with us. We then went out to eat, where she spent the whole fucking time on her phone with anyone and everyone else. Eventually I just said fuck it and took her back home early so I could go to work and save some of my sick time.
Let me repeat that, it was so shitty I WENT TO WORK INSTEAD WHEN I DIDN'T HAVE TO. She ended up quitting the job a few days later, so I was hoping I had seen the last of her. No, instead, she decided to be a fucking psycho stalker, and call and/or text me over 75 times PER DAY. After one fucking date. In which we barely fucking talked because she spent the whole goddamned time on her phone. I'm just glad she didn't know where I lived.
Edit: At least I think that was my first date.