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That's why I watch Impact, and not the PPV's. Well, that and because I have been living with my grandparents, who don't get PPV at all.

I'll venture out here and say the art isn't in the shitty acting, the stupid vignettes or the long promo's, but in the actual wrestling. A good wrestling match features two people using physical movement to tell a story. This involves movesets, ring psychology, and a need for crowd involvement. The point is to draw the crowd into the match and get them emotionally involved, just like ballet or painting. But of course, someone's going to bring up the fact that I was once Red Hot Thumbsack in the Ass, and this post will be overlooked because of that.

This is pretty much it. It's not that we truly dislike the product, but we know it's a bit misguided. It's actually just a few steps away from being REALLY good. I think the majority of people here hope that they start making money, find someone intelligent to help out, and actually put on really good shows. But I doubt most of us really believe all three of those will happen, or happen soon. We still rally around it in hope that a miracle takes place.

Wow, the ref looks surprised

it needs to try again

ATH was great when it was Paige, Mariotti, Ryan and Cowlishaw with Kellerman hosting. They all seemed to get along well even if they didn't agree, and their chemistry was what made it entertaining. NOW, it's unbearable. You never know who's going to be on (other than Mariotti) and there is NO chemistry. Stat Boy isn't that bad as a host, but he's still Stat Boy. As for PTI, I really, really hate when it's anyone but Kornheiser, Wilbon, Norman Chad or Bob Ryan. Those four work well interchangeably, everyone else seems to collapse because of the format. Why they put Bayless and Smith on together, I'll never know. They're a charisma vacuum, like a Lance Storm and Steve Blackman tag team. I'll admit, I'm a Paige mark, and I hate Mariotti. But that's mostly because Woody backs the Tennessee Vols, and I bleed orange. I hate Mariotti because he's an ass.

You know, all this is making me want to join the ranks of those who say TNA will be gone in a year. Seriously, shitty booking will bury this company.

*Throws Gilberti at Jarrett* Damn, I missed.

WOW! WOWIE WOW WOW WOW!

A Batman movie that isn't drawing inspiration from the 60's TV show. I'd kill for anything after the Shumacher debaucheries.

You would have to assume shit like this would happen when people put DVD players in dashboards. The only place I could think it would be beneficial would be in places like L.A., where you're stuck in traffic for hours. But even then I question the common sense of people who have them.

I swear, they better have an X Title match on Impact or I'm going to kill someone. Side note: I just realized the reason they did the co-champion angle is because Kazarian and Shane have been working together as a team to get AJ. Good angle, bad execution. YET AGAIN.

I've got a great mental picture of two pandas duking it out in a zoo cage now. Question: Does anyone take her seriously here? I have some friends who swear by her, and I can't see how after reading this.

Dusty vs Russo, Ultimate X 5!!!!!

Wow, poor Young. I think.

No, because I could care less. That's why I mentioned BitH

I think his point is that some mods know about it and don't do anything. I could really care less, with the exception of Birds in the Hotel.

I've been disappointed with Metallica since the Black Album, and I have to say that I'm in on the Lars Hate. The dude just comes off as a prick. Everyone else seems ok, and Lars seems like the asshole who thinks he always has to be in charge, and always has to say something. Prick.

It's not whether or not he's your hero, it's saying it that is the doom. See here. I was being sarcastic, and I eventually walked myself off the plank. Of course, you probably have a lot more common sense when it comes to this board than I do.

I'm in awe of EPD's clairvoyance. He posted that here after Wrestlemania XX

If it were up to me: Video Of The Year Outkast, "Hey Ya!" Usher featuring Lil Jon & Ludacris, "Yeah!" Britney Spears, "Toxic" D12, "My Band" Jay-Z, "99 Problems" Best Male Video Usher featuring Lil Jon & Ludacris, "Yeah!" Jay-Z, "99 Problems" Justin Timberlake, "Senorita" Kanye West featuring Syleena Johnson, "All Falls Down" (only because I have Jay-Z winning Vid of the year.) Prince, "Musicology" Best Female Video Britney Spears, "Toxic" Beyoncé, "Naughty Girl" Alicia Keys, "If I Ain't Got You" Jessica Simpson, "With You" Christina Aguilera, "The Voice Within" Best Group Video No Doubt, "It's My Life" D12, "My Band" Hoobastank, "The Reason" Maroon 5, "This Love" Good Charlotte, "Hold On" Best Rap Video Jay-Z, "99 Problems" D12, "My Band" 50 Cent featuring Snoop Dogg & G-Unit, "P.I.M.P." Remix Ludacris, "Stand Up" Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz featuring Ying Yang Twins, "Get Low" Best R&B Video Usher, "Burn" Alicia Keys, "If I Ain't Got You" Brandy featuring Kanye West, "Talk About Our Love" Beyoncé, "Me, Myself and I" R. Kelly, "Step in the Name of Love" Best Hip-Hop Video Outkast, "Hey Ya!" Black Eyed Peas, "Hey Mama" Kanye West featuring Syleena Johnson, "All Falls Down" Nelly featuring P. Diddy and Murphy Lee, "Shake Ya Tailfeather" Chingy featuring Ludacris and Snoop Dogg, "Holidae In" Best Dance Video Usher featuring Lil Jon & Ludacris, "Yeah!" Black Eyed Peas, "Hey Mama" Beyoncé, "Naughty Girl" Britney Spears, "Toxic" Missy Elliott, "I'm Really Hot" Best Rock Video Jet, "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" The Darkness, "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" Hoobastank, "The Reason" Evanescence, "My Immortal" Linkin Park, "Breaking the Habit" Best Pop Video Britney Spears, "Toxic" Jessica Simpson, "With You" Hilary Duff, "Come Clean" No Doubt, "It's My Life" Avril Lavigne, "Don't Tell Me" Best New Artist In A Video Jet, "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" Maroon 5, "This Love" JoJo, "Leave (Get Out)" Kanye West featuring Syleena Johnson, "All Falls Down" Yellowcard, "Ocean Avenue" The Darkness, "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" MTV2 Award Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Maps" Elephant Man, "Pon De River" Yellowcard, "Ocean Avenue" Twista featuring Kanye West and Jamie Foxx, "Slow Jamz" Franz Ferdinand, "Take Me Out" (does anyone else see them being a "one-hit wonder by mainstream media?) Modest Mouse, "Float On" Best Choreography In A Video Usher featuring Lil Jon & Ludacris, "Yeah!" Black Eyed Peas, "Hey Mama" Missy Elliott, "I'm Really Hot" Beyoncé, "Naughty Girl" Sean Paul, "Like Glue" Breakthrough Video Franz Ferdinand, "Take Me Out" Modest Mouse, "Float On" Kanye West featuring Syleena Johnson, "All Falls Down" New Found Glory, "All Downhill From Here" White Stripes, "The Hardest Button to Button" Steriogram, "Walkie Talkie Man" Best Direction In A Video Jay-Z, "99 Problems" (Director: Mark Romanek) No Doubt, "It's My Life" (Director: David LaChapelle) Outkast, "Hey Ya!" (Director: Bryan Barber) White Stripes, "The Hardest Button to Button" (Director: Michel Gondry) Steriogram, "Walkie Talkie Man" (Director: Michel Gondry) Best Special Effects In A Video Incubus, "Megalomaniac" Outkast, "Hey Ya!" White Stripes, "The Hardest Button to Button" Modest Mouse, "Float On" Steriogram, "Walkie Talkie Man" Best Art Direction In A Video Steriogram, "Walkie Talkie Man" No Doubt, "It's My Life" Outkast, "Hey Ya!" Alicia Keys, "You Don't Know My Name" Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Maps" Best Editing In A Video Jay-Z, "99 Problems" White Stripes, "The Hardest Button to Button" Jet, "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" Simple Plan, "Perfect" Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Maps" Best Cinematography In A Video Jay-Z, "99 Problems" No Doubt, "It's My Life" Beyoncé, "Naughty Girl" Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Maps" Christina Aguilera, "The Voice Within"

Does that make SharkBoy a fluffer? Oh where, oh where, has our Swiggy gone? It was a joke for WMD. Not you DK. Go give LFV a diving headbutt. Jokes are funny Swiggy.........and that wasn't so..................... It was funny........ Wasn't it?

I will now change my pants. Thank you, Downhome

I must say that I have reached the end of my rope with Mariotti.

I would actually say that's incredibly creative. I'm impressed, two thumbs up. Oh wait, you blew bubbles with my brain so I ca......