The Ill One

MAIN EVENT - TAG TEAM FACE-OFF Ejiro Fasaki © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Toxxic and Johnny Dangerous ~ Delicious. Could go either way but I'll give the nod to Toxx and Dangerous. MATCH TWO OF THREE "The Critic" Scott Pretzler vs. Wildchild ~ Hurray. I'll go with WC (what series doesn't end with a third match?) HOLY FLURKING SCHNIT! DID I BOOK THIS? Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Lil' Buck ~ FUVOLUTION PRIDE~! CRUISERWEIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA - NON-TITLE Insane Luchador ©© vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke ~ Hawke POP THE CROWD-O-RAMA "Maniac" Bryan Rodgers vs. Uncle Filthy ~ Rodgers OPENING MATCH Zyon vs. Martin "Big Country" Hunt ~Zyon

Uh, Tom, ignore the PM (or twenty) you got last night.

I fully expect to see Spike on a match on PCP. ...Breaking character? Fo' shame. Still, nice promo.

Definitely just fucked himself over.

Man can Vic be a douche sometimes.

Tack on Antwon's second-hand man because I have a feeling if he doesn't cooperate somebody will take the punishment too far. I honestly can't see Shane being murdered but Monica and Army seem inevitable.

The Main Event - Wildchild vs. Scott Pretzler - Submission Match ~Best of Three~! Nice. I'll go with Pretzler Match Two: Cruiserweight match? Too bland? Maybe or maybe not. Match Three: Ladder Toxxic vs. "The Urban Legend" Todd Cortez © ~Toxxic. Johnny Dangerous vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © VI ~Flip a coin because I'm not sure. Jay Hawke vs. Bryan Rodgers ~Hawke but it could go either way. Opening Bout - Hardcore Title Match Manson © vs. Insane Luchadore ~MANSONOSITY! He beat my Fuvolution match, so there's no hope.

Even you. *Cue heart warming music*

Everybody will get some luvin' once I finish reading the show.

No worries man, it's all good and nicely done. Huge kudos to Manson and Munarch~!

He means the actual SWF website, Bo. There's a portion where you can register and once you have that done when you get to add your stats, and then choose your status (retired). It's on top of the website toolbar underneath "register." Only reason certain wrestlers are on there while others aren't is because they have already registered at the site.

I'll be the Stormtrooper who smacked his head against the top of the door frame.

MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Ejiro Fasaki (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Lil' Buck ~Joygasmic. Buck for the Fuvolution. SUB-MAIN EVENT SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Arch Griffon ~FUVOLUTION STYLE~! HARDCORE MATCH Wildchild v. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Tag Team Champion) ~Wildchild SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH HOUSE RULES: "HATE ME NOW" MATCH Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Manson ~Manson SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler ~Oh! Oh! I know who wins! Cutthroat

Joygasmic episode so far.

Anakin taking down Shaak Ti looks pretty cool. Could've been good.

He's eighteen now, let him become friendly with Bubba. He won't sit on him but he'll mount him.

If only Stash the Ash were still around...

Now you're just being rude. I swear to God I'll make it a blindfolded chain match!

You know Doug~?

Reminds me of any Maury show of "My Daughter's Out Of Control!" Where the ugliest girls come out at ages of thirteen, having been laid twenty times, and then once they get bitched out by inmates- life is swell.

Well it's the lack of manners that creates these 'hardcore' hooligans who might turn into a scallywag. Or a ruffian. *Boip!* Name the reference, get a cookie.

At least say please.

It's a classic (the Seinfeld). Oh and is a split second of Jar-Jar Binks at a funeral procession without a line really that horrible? It's not like he sniffles and says, "Meesaaahh so sad" following a headspin with tongue flinging, spit flying in every direction. By no means am I fan of Binks but a glimpse doesn't ruin a scene. The "No!" was rather cheesy but it fit the scene just because of the situation plus the room getting wrecked was a nice touch. Two things said I couldn't help but to comment on.

He admitted it, didn't he? I believe it was total BS and was only told to play with Skywalker's emotions so he would turn to the darkside. also I can't believe Ani killed Shaft I thought it was true because then it'd explain how Anakin's mom didn't have a male but it was by the midichlorian and that's why Anakin's count would be so high.

Oh it was far from intentionally being unorthodox- I just rushed my ass to finish the match and try to fill in-between spots. So it was more like "Alright, I got two big spots, twenty minutes- let's go~!" Explanation far from defense (I e-piss on it). Having said that- pretty soon I'll edit in the rest of the show's comments.