Sly

The only thing interesting about Spike Jenkins is Toxxic.

Hmmm...

I have volunteered multiple times to mark, but never been taken up on it. I expect this to be another one of those times. Especially since I can only really mark for Storm.

Jeff is obviously returning to take a swing at Lita now that she's available again.

It looks like him to me, at least in the face. I wonder where that picture came from since there's an awkwardly placed WWF logo in the back. Looks like a poster, maybe.

Wow... all three of those videos on YouTube have already been pulled.

... and today is Frisco/ Candace/ Carnage's birthday! Super glue toilet seats for all!

My record is probably just as significantly bad... lolz?

Um... I'm no longer active. Just saying.

Today is Stryke's birthday! McYay!

Roy Blunt -> #19 That makes me the second most porwerful in this thread so far... yay?

As opposed to memories of the future?

*Comes back and squashes everyone.*

Yayz! *Jobs to Drea three times via no-show.* *I think...

*Ahem* The bra and panties match rocked.

So... that means The Axis is now one person?

lolz?

Why is chat broke?

*Turns heel, despite being retired again.*

Apparently words never reached Raynor... oh well, fuck it.

Have sex with Charlie Murphy!

I didn't show, but that's to be expected. I even warned Akira a few days in advance that I wasn't going to write.

Drea, check your inbox here in a sec... or when you wake up, whatever, for a message from me. Sadly, the PPV will be Austin Sly's last show. That'll be explained in a second, but if anyone would like to give him one last match that'd be find with me. Otherwise, don't bother and just let me slide into oblivion as I usually do.

Ash Ketchum again?

This thread is at least four kinds of stupid.